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Is this Marco in anyway related to Lukas Ramsauer?

If we had've shown that sort of form all season we'd have 63 points and be a sure bet for CL at this stage.

At the end of the day this guy is a scumbag, he's try to make money of poor horny guys such as themags and SMO who can't get a bit of sex. Either pretend to be cops and put the shit up him or publish his phone number here so we can all text him and his plan will be ruined, either way there is going to be no sex involved unless Meenzer has a thing for bald guys.

Good article on how to get your money back here.

Stick with the cop story. Tell him he can meet yous voluntarily to discuss the matter, then accept a bribe or threaten to track him down using his phone records and let him know he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. You could end up making a few quid out of it.

We need photos of said skin head, tell him to get it sorted.

Has to be B, tell them to accept a bribe of £100 each to let him off with it.

Spud munching fuckwit tbh.

We'll take £27m + Traore, our money back on Owen plus £10m for taking Traore off your hands, "He can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't control his feet!".

The world's eyes are on this thread, SO and The Mags can't let us down now, its been built up too much.

Unless 3 involves pitying them, I really don't see the point of 2. 115565[/snapback]

Should've just followed my ingenious fool proof plan tbh.

Always helps.

Kiera Knightley doesnt actually own a pair of knockers. FACT, FACT (BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!) 115745[/snapback] Much as I hate to dispute such a resounding FACT, she must have the fake ones she wore in Pirates of the Carribean in a cupboard somewhere. 115754[/snapback] They were painted on, now that is a factarooney.

Tbf Sorin deserved it for that haircut alone.

Nope, seems SO gets on quite well with her, see this for the full story, well worth the read.

Speaks volumes for the English managerial talent around. Young managers have very few opportunities at top clubs, none of the top 6 have an English manager, its hard to get the experience for the England job when no one will take a chance on local managers, especially those who have done well in the lower leagues. If the manager has to be English I'd go with Paul Jewell.

I know what you mean, but you can get rid of him in a few easy steps. 1. Arrange it so you're drinking with him this weekend. 2. Proceed to get pissed, or at least appear to be. 3. Let "slip" to him in a bravado fashion that you were playing away on a certain night during the week (make sure you specify the night and it is a night you were with your girlfriend). 4. Wait for him to tell your girlfriend that you have been unfaithful. 5. Wait for your girlfriend to realise that you were with her that evening and think that he is lying in order to break you up (if she doesn't make this connection then point it out to her. 6. Demand that she never speak to him ever again. Hey presto he's a slimy lying stalker and you're the victim, everyone's a winner! (apart from him obviously.)

David Seaman? 114990[/snapback] Safe hands? tbh 115043[/snapback] Though why has she already carrying a pair of crutches?

loving the signature ewerk 114904[/snapback] Thank you kindly

What's wrong with here like? Eh? 114902[/snapback] Just slightly off topic

But he would definetly bring Robert back! OMG!!!one

Mmmmmm He started young anyway.

He's played loads of games though, especially this season. 114733[/snapback] This season, 20 starts, 6 goals. Not the worst record I've seen...certainly not bad enough to warrant a lot of the stick he gets. 114743[/snapback] 23 starts, 6 sub appearances and 6 goals, whatever way you look at it its just not good enough.

I went to Slane a couple of years ago to see U2 and my mate was dying for a piss but the toilets were a trek away so he thought it would be discreet to piss up against a fence, of course it was a wire fence packed with U2 fans on the other side who were so into the gig they didn't notice their jeans becoming ever more damp.