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The fact that we are still publicly scouting him means he is one of our main targets so I can't see anyone else being signed soon apart from Martins and even that is looking more unlikely.

Alright, cheers for the help Laz.

Mmmm, imagine the embarassment of not selling all your tickets for the opening game. Never happen at Newcastle of course

yep 179317[/snapback] And anal had us linked to sign him 15 minutes later. 179428[/snapback] Well during the club's research and scouting of Heerenveen they must have come across the player's potential. We should've spent our time watching him a few years ago and could've signed him for less than the £6m Ajax spent on him.

How'd you find that out at 2.35 am? Its not the end of the world, that'll get you into plenty of places through clearing.

Old bints suffering from claustrophobia seem to be the new deadly threat facing the western world

Why are they letting him go on the cheap?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4799057.stm Apparently there was a woman on board with vaseline, matches and a note mentioning al Qaeda, quite what she was going to do with that I don't know.

La Tristesse Durera Though that it an incredibly depressing title for an autobiography.

According to QI if you throw a cat off a building from the 7th floor or above it will survive, not that I'm advocating trying it.

I've got all the details and I think I've got the right file. How would I go about diagnosing those problems? I can't get the computer to stay on long enough to do much on it. I'm pretty much a novice when it comes to the hardware side.

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh.

You reckon it would be better that these spackas drove motorised vehicles?

Time to lay off the champagne methinks.

Aye he's been knocking them in during preseason I think.

£5m for John is daylight robbery. Anyone how much Birmingham agreed to pay for him before he told them to fuck off?

All this talk about flashing the BIOS and waving my dongle around too much for you? I've just managed to get the software I'm after for $150 so saving a few grand there. We'll probably replace most of the computers now so I don't think I'll have to worry about fixing this heep of shite.

Nah it has to be Me due to the cracked software. We're talking about moving to XP but that means shelling out over £6000 for the software on six computers. You don't know any software for creating a virtual dongle?

I've got a computer at work which keeps freezing with nothing on the screen moving and I've somehow been given the responsibility to fix it, which I don't mind seeing as it means I don't have to do any work for a few hours. Logically my first step was to format the whole fucking thing and reinstall Windows Me which didn't fix the problem so it doesn't seem to be a software problem. After a bit of searching on the internet it seems that the problem may be my BIOS so I've got a .bin file to flash it. So being at an intermediate computing level exactly what could go wrong if I fuck this up? Will the computer be entirely fucked? And what should I know to stop this happening? Any advice appreciated. Cheers.

Didnt the same thing happen last year? Luque and Owen. I havent given up hope. 178213[/snapback] Owen who's quality wasn't in question and didn't need to be scouted and Luque who has been a spectacular flop.

Barely time to recite one of Alex's posts I imagine.

I did buy it a couple of years ago and now the cunts are throwing them out. I want my £8 back.

Looks like O'Brien is out of the game now as well with a back injury.

Nothing to worry about, plus it means O'Brien may get his first cap.