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Tbh

Is that one Kelly Kapowski there ewerk? Indeed it is the lovely Kelly Kapowski.

Cheers mate, I was in the middle of downloading the new episodes of FG, don't have to now.

So whens the joke coming?

I'd give him a 3 year £100k pw deal if he was on a free, if he weren't at the end of his contract it would cost at least £15m in transfer fees anyway.

He's here as a condition of his disability allowance, though the lucky cunt only has to work for a couple of weeks a year to pick up his 80k pw benefit.

What was so bad about curries in the 80s? Curries were in severe decline during the 80's due to a lack of investment and ambition by the owners of the curry. All this changed in 1996 and we are to be forever grateful for that despite the fact that the majority of curry eaters now believe that curry has lost its direction and perhaps needs to new leader in to revive its fortunes. However those who want a change are incredibly short-sighted and don't realise that whilst things may improve they are more than likely to go disastrously wrong, we only have to look at the curries being made down the road to see that. To summarise we should all be thankful that we don't have the curries we had in the 80's.

Problem is, Chelsea whinged that they didn't want it changed to the Sunday due to CL commitments, so we bowed down to the big boys. Aye so we should've left it on the Saturday, I know we're playing on the Thursday but like I said we aren't likely to get anything anyway, now we have 8 games in 25 days, we really didn't need another game in mid December.

I can't see it unless he gets more starts, there's no point in him being here to gain first team experience if he's not getting any.

Mmmm another game in an already busy December period. Should've left it where it was seeing as we've zero chance of getting anything from the game anyway.

Was everyone wearing soldier costumes? No, we were all too busy having pyjama parties. Political humour is so much more edgy than alex band wagon-jumping. Humour? Is that what you were attempting? Right, so "was everyone wearing soldier costumes?" is what you class as edgy political humour? Firstly it was neither edgy nor remotely humourous. What exactly was the joke? That there used to be a strong military presence in Northern Ireland, is that what you're getting at? Because if so that really was a shite attempt at humour.

Was everyone wearing soldier costumes? No, we were all too busy having pyjama parties.

I never bought into the Halloween dressing up shite but I went down to a mate's house in Belfast last year and literally everyone was walking round the street at 6pm dressed up so unfortunately I had to give in and improvise.

Well ten years ago actually. Though a couple of years ago we they decided a license was required to buy fireworks, it stopped some of the wankers buying them but a lot of the kids just got them on the black market like we used to do when they were completely banned which obviously raises a question about their safety if they're not legal.

They've still filled their ground more than any other club this season.

Delete this thread and make him really paranoid.

tbh

Source?

That article is on the money apart from the point that Shepherd has always provided money for his managers. Yes most of the time he has given them money to spend but whos money? The fans' fucking money, he hasn't given the manager one penny out of his own pocket. And lets not forget the summer of '03 when our transfer policy was to "keep our powder dry" and subsequently not qualify from the CL group stages which appears to have been the beginning of our decline.

Did I say the past decade was shit? I said that at the end of the day we haven't won anything and that is what a club of our size and with the money we've spent should be judged on, there is no other club in England who have wasted as much money as we have in the past ten years with nothing to show for it. And whats with the Bob Murray comparison? What about your old mate Doung Ellis? You've become a joke with all the tripe you spout. Do you understand the idea of trophy players? They are bought to appease the fans and cover up the lack of on the pitch success and try and fool the rest of the country into thinking we're still a force to be reckoned with. As I said before you seem to be exactly the type of fool was buys into this Jedi mind trick by Freddy, just because he tells us we're a big club who can compete doesn't actually make it so. It is our policy of blowing our wad on a small number of over-valued, over-paid players which has left us in our current position of a tiny squad with a skeleton thin back four. But if you're still happy that we've signed a few major international players then you clearly don't give a fuck about squad building. Take the £35m that Shepherd allowed Souness to spend on three players who haven't contributed anything to our team and tell me that the chairman would not have been better trying to push for a transfer policy of lower price players who would strengthen a thread bare squad? Your short-sightedness is astounding. Now that is my last word on the matter and I refuse to try and debate the point any further with someone as stubborn and narrow-minded as yourself.

Ranieri wasn't/isn't the right man for the job. I'm actually glad we got Roeder instead as he's hopefully going to get the chop soon whereas Ranieri would've tread water in midtable for a bit longer.

We're not Leeds so everything must be ok then. Fucking twat.

Fuck off you mong, you are exactly the sort of idiot who Freddy thinks he is fooling when he shows off his trophy signing of the summer. For all the major international footballers, European football and finals where has it got us? We're 16th in the league and haven't won fuck all domestically in over 50 years, if you're satisfied with that then you clearly aren't as intelligent as you like to think you are. Get your fucking head out of the past and have a look at where we are and where we could have been. Your hero has done fuck all for this club, he has taken his money and the club has gone backwards, those are the simple facts.

To be fair, he is Sports Minister! Politics should stay the fuck out of football tbh.

Would still have rather spent £8m on him, than £10m on Martins. Didn't Spurs turn down an £11m bid from Pompey for him? Silly money.