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How did you manage that? Charm, wine and entering her in an amateur stripper contest. Also got my virtual dick sucked and also banged her in the back of her jeep. I am a virtual P.I.M.P.

Nah, he/she was mentioned as a possibility before the series started and I saw the silly little prick's photo and thought I'd use it.

And you are?

What exactly are people basing their opinions on him on? Is it 6 1/2 years of doing nothing or one game against a terrible Liverpool side? Even Ameobi is a far more accomplished player.

Unfortunately a little too risque for my avatar but I might keep my current one seeing as he/she is going into the Big Brother house today.

http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/datea...ages/hottub.gif NSFW

So has Junior Agogo, maybe we could sign him too?

He didn't exactly do much on loan at Celtic or West Ham did he?

Bollocks, he was there to watch Kuyt.

Peasepud and Wacky finally meet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfQAWLAGb4

I got to http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/datea...es/asleep3a.jpg NSFW

IKTS Leader. Couldn't be simpler.

Capello has never rated him, I'm not sure whether its because of his ability as a footballer or his celebrity status but this has given him a perfect excuse to push him out the door now.

Surely it explains itself?

Very harsh decision by Capello. It'll be interesting to see if he's allowed to leave Madrid early to go to the US or maybe on loan to another club for 6 months.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6259063.stm

I can rarely justify using this smiley but this thread certainly deserves it.

The only reason I can see for us not letting him go is that things are looking bleak on our search for a new striker and we're not willing to let him leave unless we know we've got a replacement.

13 starts out of 18 isn't bad.

I saw this on a forum I visited but what exactly is it? Are there decent returns?

No what I claimed back was a monthly payment of £7.60 over 5 years they said they authorised over the phone for some insurance policy, which they did but I knew they couldn't prove it! I forgot to cancel it after the 60 day free period but I thought I'd chance my arm!! They're coming for you.

Aye, I imagine thats how most of us feel. We really should introduce some sort of thread moderation system.

Ok, for the sake of fairness does anyone disagree and thinks that Ronaldo is on his way?