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Billy Connolly is not funny.

Did we have anyone at the game last night? If we bothered to send someone to Holland to watch surely we could've pushed the boat out and sent them to the Watford game as well if we were interested.

Amady tbh.

It definetly feels like too much this morning but what was I to do faced with the prospect of a free bar? Now I must find a nice quiet corner in work to put my head down for a couple of hours.

Barcelona as 2nd/3rd striker >>>> Newcastle No.9

It would take a shovel and a lot of hard work but ultimately worth it I reckon.

And how good did Di Stewart look today.

most intelligent housemate factoid 172893[/snapback] Not much of an achievement really.

Someone somewhere has those photos!

Ah for fuck's sake, stay retired, we don't want you.

Back to N-O for you Bobby.

I thought we were in for Distin but he turned us down because City offered him more money?

Pompey are getting him on a one year contract with an option for a further year. That's very low risk, if we weren't in for him then we made a big mistake IMO.

How to drink absinthe. For those of you who are new to absinthe, the traditional method for tasting absinthe is with water and sugar. The water is used to dilute the alcohol, and the sugar is used to mask the bitterness of the absinthium (wormwood) and other oils. The traditional ritual for serving absinthe is to pour ice-cold water over a cube of sugar that is resting on a slotted spoon. The slotted spoon is suspended over a glass with a portion of absinthe. The cold water dissolves the sugar, both entering the glass to mix with the absinthe. As the cold water mixes with the absinthe, it clouds, this effect is called the "louche". Most absinthes produced today are already sweet and adding sugar may obscure the wonderful flavors that the distiller intended for you to enjoy. Here are a few ways to enjoy absinthe: Traditional - This is when absinthe is served with water and sugar. Typically five portions of water to one portion of absinthe and a cube of sugar. This method of serving absinthe produces a thin-sweet mixture. 172087[/snapback] I used to drink it straight, burns like fuck.

Surely they would've sorted it out as part of the Crespo transfer if they were interested.

Can't afford M & S ...your Mam does your shopping !!! Can't beat the auld Morrisond bogof deals... 172031[/snapback] Oh we don't shopping shop there, just nip in to get that night's tea or a sandwich for schoolies. 172038[/snapback] You buy your sandwiches for school from M&S at about £3 a pop? Posh bastid.

I got permission to start threads last night. Looks like you lads have been excluded.

I've had absinthe that was about 75% or something. It wasn't £100 though, my cousin got it dead cheap in Andorra. It sent me mental 172057[/snapback] Fuck me I couldn't believe how cheap it was in Andorra, about €4 for a bottle, so I got 3. The only drink I've ever had that gets me stupidly pissed.

I'll agree with the shy thing, which I sometimes try to overcome with a bit of friendly joshing which is often interpreted as me being rude. I try not to be PC, I'll say things as they are. I can be a stubborn cunt. Condescending. Impatient. Very, very, very lazy. Easily addicted e.g. smoking/gambling. Can't resist temptation. But generally I'm still very happy being me.

I reckon I've had about two hangovers in my entire life, though I'm assured I'll enjoy the experience more often as I get older.

Aye, I was thinking who'd be left in ewerk's perfect world of coffee house massacres, but in fairness there's fucking no one allowed in my castle. Are you from Ireland btw? Where etc? 171835[/snapback] Was it the tricolour under my name that gave it away? Aye, from Cookstown in Tyrone, the birthplace of Zico Hughes. Where abouts you from yourself? A free state bastard I presume?

Bah, humbug; you miserable fucking cunt! 171810[/snapback] Thats easy for you to say from high up in your French castle, you haven't had to spend the last 3 years of your life surrounded by them and with the prospect of a further one. Still beats joining the real world.

Taken before I gave up the fags.

The drink of choice for scummy students on a Friday night, that alone makes be want it banned from every pub in the country, along with the students too.

Aye just seen that. Still a huge loss to take but that seems to be the norm at Chelsea. Hopefully they'll not be looking at any of our targets to replace him.