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He's black, he's black, he's black, he's black, he's black He's dark as coal, he's gonna score a goal, Just don't mention he's already drawing his pension, "21" year old Nigerian international striker Obafemi Maaaaarrttiiiiiiiiiiinns!

Bring back the 11+, it'd sort out a lot of the problems early on and is the reason why N. Ireland consistently achieves the best results in the UK.

I see what you've done there... eggs/fowl... fucking genius

Fucking mockery of an appointment, "world class manager", you're having a fucking laugh. Roy Keane has no patience for players at a lower level than himself, he's Hoddle with a temper and has begun at the wrong club at the wrong time. I dunno what Quinny said to him to convince him to get onboard but it must've been one hell of a pitch, Keane has never stuck me as a thick cunt but to take over the mackems in their current situation with Niall Quinn as his boss has got to rank as one of the strangest decisions in football. Roy Keane is a player I genuinely admired, as I did Souness but as managers I reckon they'll be on a par with one another.

Is Handoyo your Italian alter ego? 183717[/snapback] I believe the English translation is "HTT".

I always thought my first game was against West Brom, turns out it was Birmingham in 02/03. My main memory of the day is being half cut, us qualifying for the CL and chatting to Neil Ruddock in the player's lounge.

And Snow Patrol are Scottish despite having at least 3 member from Northern Ireland?

I'd never kill someone for money, I'd rather be poor in this life and rich in the next (well unless they were a right cunt, then I might). I'd have no problem stealing from or defrauding a huge corporation who won't really miss it depending on the risks and possible rewards.

I reckon Shepherd will only sell up if he is told he can stay on as chairman ala Bates at Chelsea. I wouldn't mind him doing that as he's not the worst in the world.

Cuybishley.

Only after Celtic wouldn't give him the money he wants. Gravesen is a decent player but I'd be wary about what sort of wages he is demanding.

Any news on who is taking over? And I thought that our club was a mockery.

Does that mean you flashed it and buggered it up? 182767[/snapback] Well I managed not to fuck it up, when I went to flash it I was warned that it was the wrong .bin file so I decided to give up and buy a new one rather than waste time trying shit that I don't really understand.

Fo sho?

Don't make me at you. 183170[/snapback] 183173[/snapback] So you believe that Roeder has been doing nothing all summer but pursue Damien Duff? Right-o. 183174[/snapback] I don't really give a fuck if he has spent the entire summer sucking off Thai trannies, what I do care about is the progress made in the transfer market. He can scout and make approaches for all the players in the world but it is the squad we have come September that really matters.

The sensible thing to do would be beginning to moderate every post with no notice whatsoever.

It does sound promising but without knowing when it was said or in what context I wouldn't read too much into them.

Cheers for the suggestions but I've decided to throw it out, it needed to be upgraded soon enough anyway and this way it makes my life a lot easier.

If I'm being whooshed apologies, but I'm a helpful bloke. 1. It was 50 overs old, not 50 years. Which is about 300 balls. 2. The umpires were Australian and from the West Indies. *prepares to be whooshed* 182381[/snapback] Um, yeah... whoosh.

I know fuck all about cricket so two questions. 1. Why use a 50 year old fucking ball? 2. Why do they have an English umpire when England are playing? Surely they could find a neutral one.

I bow to our new leader.

Anything with fiddy in it will have them rolling in the aisles.

You might want to come back and edit that post a few hours before you intended to do it. 182274[/snapback] You heard nuffink, ok?

If this is indeed a rich Sheikh who wants to give us millions and FS scuppers the deal by refusing to sell I will kill him personally.

And how many posters on here do you reckon are getting paid millions for the privilege? 182092[/snapback] Moot point because Roeder and Shepherd actually ARE working. 182097[/snapback] It like being in school and being told you have to have a piece of coursework in in two months time then rushing it at the last minute. Its nothing to be applauded for.