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The fact that it has taken them a billion quid of wasted money to get to this point probably isn't that much of a ringing endorsement for PSR.

We've got a lot more hospitality options now than we did under Ashley, don't we?

It's a nice idea but I very much doubt too many Saudi teenagers are getting work permits to play for us.

These tariffs are all well and good until it fuels inflation and hits ordinary Americans in the pocket. There's a reason that other sane economies don't do this sort of thing.

The actual article says it’s an obligation to buy rather than an option.

Havertz

Not anymore he’s not.

We can’t gift what we don’t own.

No but it’s a way of burning bridges so there’s no way back for the player.

I don’t think he’s anywhere as bad in training as the manager is making out. It’s all a tactic to get him out of the club to improve their PSR position.

Rashford will be fantastic for the rest of the season. Villa will pay £85m for him and he’ll instantly turn to shit. Remember where you heard it first.

Paul Mitchell:

Fucking McGroin.

Murphy fucking ball watching.

That’s a fantastic goal from Murphy. Placed rather than lashed.

Foot like a traction engine.

We’re committing a lot of men forward on these attacks. Need to be careful not to get caught on the break.

The Saudi brown envelopes working a treat.

I’m not sure backing May’s deal would have been the vote winner mega brain thought it was. Labour voters would have flocked to the Lib Dems or another anti-Brexit party. Still, Vince Cable as PM would have been quite an experience.

‘Right, this Yorkshire lass is a right squirter, hence the need for the goggles. Now I want you to dive right in there and give it your best and for fucks sake don’t rule yourself out for the next eight weeks with a tongue injury like Callum did.’

Good. I’m sick of filthy rich disabled people coming up and burning £50 notes in my face.

They extended it by three days to give Mitchell a fighting chance.

Windows not closed yet. Though I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to come back and make the same post on Tuesday morning.