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I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole. You can blame managers all you want but a good professional will take personal accountability. He's been off form more often than on it and is exactly the sort of mistake we need to avoid. Cheering his team on on Twitter on the Sunday then saying he wants to leave on the Tuesday. The manager left him out for various reasons and instead of admitting his shortcomings and treating it as a challenge he's decided to fuck off elsewhere for an easier life. Oh, and going to his old school to drop off presents while making sure a friendly journalist is there to witness it? Let no good deed go unpublicised.

Saudi have so much control over FIFA I'd be surprised if we weren't playing in the World Cup.

Nah, the buying club will generally tap up the player via agents before hand to gauge interest before approaching the club. There's no point in going through the hassle of negotiations if the player isn't interested or has unrealistic wage expectations.

Come on, you're Asian so you know for a fact there's more than 1000 megabytes in a gig. Shoddy work, it really is.

Did you ask Santa to bring you an upgrade on your Nokia 6230 camera phone?

So you walk in, turn the player's head then fuck off and leave us with a disgruntled captain. Nice.

I watched the film last night. Decent. 7/10.

Due to his diminutive stature Dazzler is safe from that form of punishment.

I made the joke before reading yours. Then I read yours and thought mine was better so didn't bother deleting.

There's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

You started signing your posts now?

You play a style of football that suits the players you have and gives you the best chance of winning games. There's no point in trying to be Pep when the teams you're coming up against have much better players.

Paging @toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk

How badly do they have to be doing for you to think he should be sacked?

FYP

Fucks sake. The man keeps a clean sheet yet some will always try to find a way to knock him.

He’s not wrong like.

Have the mackems retired Diallo’s shirt number yet?

Jesus Christ, City.

MOTD seem to have a decent rotation of pundits. With TNT they’re normally featuring clubs in Europe so I can understand some over representation there.

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of bias. The problem is that 90% of Sky pundits are from the same few clubs.

TWO women!!!!

It was the fact that Bruno went down before there was any contact that made it more obvious than most.