ewerk

If only she had a search function. I’d never lose an argument with her.

Just scored a hatrick against Bayern in the CL. But I’m sure Murphy could do that too. #justsayin

FYP

Great news, CT. I'm sure that's a weight off all your shoulders. Go out and get hammered.

Not a single shot of him having a go on his wife’s fronties. Absolute bullshit.

Also I decided to save a few quid and hired a car rather than get an airport transfer which was a mistake. The driving there is mental and cunts everywhere on scooters weaving in and out of traffic.

Aye Pompeii was class but I think the guided tour was a mistake. Any tours I saw were only two hours long but could have spent much longer. My father in law was there last week and had done loads of research beforehand and saw so much more than me self guided in just over two hours.

'Idiot tourists' was code for Americans.

They have a nice trip to Greece on Thursday night before our game. Lovely.

I was there last month and was a bit disappointed. Naively I didn't expect it to be quite so rammed with idiot tourists. I'd imagine twenty years ago it would have been a better experience. Plus Neapolitan pizza sucks balls.

That story came from a parody twitter account.

When you play the game of thrones you win or you die. And you didn’t win…

And answered it.

Because people like YOU thought a new CB was more important.

What do you get when you cross a cabbage with a lettuce? Dr. Gloom.

What was Schar doing there? He seemed to just give up.

I fucking knew that was coming.

This guy

Yet I bet even he wouldn’t have attempted that overtaking move.

Dominic Raab?

That's Jim Smith in the middle. You're welcome.