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And me.

Someone should remind him just who stood down hundreds of candidates in the election so that Johnson could get his terrible deal passed.

Who the fuck is the dude randomly walking back and forth behind her? Also, what about the whole separation of church and state thing?

He's Australian. They are literally impossible to shame.

Thanks for the explanation, Captain Obvious.

I could not give the tiniest of fucks how we win as long as we do.

Start the Greek Odyssey at LB at Anfield and get him to snap Salah's ankle in two in the first minute. At least then he won't have been a complete waste of £20m.

Eh? I thought it was established that the injury was nothing serious.

Aye, how dare he like what he likes?

Aye, for a team about to go through to the final it’s deathly quiet.

Our Bridget is not a Marxist. She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Marxist, but she is NOT a porn star.

It's hard to believe he's actually getting paid for such insights.

Newcastle through to a cup final and some lads decide to celebrate it by discussing the merits of Health and Safety in the construction industry. Has anyone put their finger on why we don't attract new members to Toontastic?

WE.ARE.WINNING.THIS.CUP

Still five months to go yet…

You need to get MF round, mate. I’ve never seen a patio built so quickly. 10ft foundations and everything.

I think the image was probably mocked up by the telegraph rather than a leaked architectural proposal.

That's no way to talk about the only RB in history to be able to hit a pass.

I can't see them wanting to move into the new stadium before it's finished.

I think Targett was signed with the intention of being a first team player for that season at least but Dan Burn surprised everyone with how well he did at LB and that pretty much ended the chances of him starting regularly. If Howe had known Burn was going to be as good as he was then he might have had second thoughts about signing Targett permanently.

Targett did well for us in his loan spell. We then spent the summer looking for a better option but couldn't come up with one so ended up signing him permanently later in the window.

Wobbles are to be expected mate, all part of the process. Keep doing what you've been doing and you'll get through this rough patch.

I'd agree that Mandy was more of a risk taker than the lot we're left with now but that's also the approach that led us to desperately trying to sell players at the end of last June. If the right player was available this winter I think we'd have gone for him, like we did with Gordon but the most likely explanation is that none of our targets were available for a reasonable price. This isn't like the first January under PIF, we're choosing from a much narrower pool for players that can definitely improve our first XI.