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That’s all good and well but Palace ain’t for selling, particularly in January.

Is the site running slow as fuck for everyone else? Just the day after Andrew picked up his GLA? Just sayin’. #Andrewdefinitelyembezzledthepatreonmoney #nowonderheshidinghislocationfromus

Toontastic: Officially not the place to come for sympathy

Finishing with:

My guess is one of the Republicans on the committee told him to withdraw or they’d flip their vote.

Gaetz has shit his pants and withdrawn from the AG nomination. Mores the pity, it would have been a disaster.

All while doing the Steven Taylor fall to his knees in slow motion.

Then explain to me just how I got this kidney.

It still amazes me that the decision was left up to him. Especially when his motivation was to play in the Euros. It isn't Netherlands paying his wages.

If you think PT meetings are a pain in the arse then spare a thought for me. I was doorstepped by the Chair of the Board of Governors who asked me to join the board and for the life of me could not think of a single excuse to say no. It's a fucking four year term. No idea if there's any time off for good behaviour. At the first meeting it became very clear I was recruited because they think I'm an accountant.

Why has no one considered this risk?!?!?!?!

Throw an egg at Angela Rayner and see what happens.

I was always more of a Barbara Cartland man myself.

What’s wyki’s username on there?

John Prescott

It's complete bollocks is what it is.

At your age you’re almost certainly light at the back.

Seeing as I rarely use my membership I'm happy to give it a go on your behalf to double your chances of not getting a ticket if it helps any?

Andrew taking the sensible precaution of obscuring the reg plate to keep Toontastic's antipodean crazies away.

Except that's not what happened, there were no cameras filming him receiving a phone call. I don't mind your pantomime act over ASM but give the lad some credit for what he does off the field. Thread:

Looks like the Saudis are putting more money in. It’s only £35m so could just be to cover running costs or maybe something like land for a new training ground.

It starts like this and ends with you bonding with your mother over how Starmer is letting all the illegals in and is coming to take your farm while watching GB News.

This is the sort of nonsense that annoys me. If this farmer is going to have to sell 20% of his farm for £600,000 then a bit of basic maths dictates that the farm is worth £3m and therefore unlikely to attract any inheritance tax.

Gemmill hooked by Big Frank.

In fairness to Politics Live they had an expert on who made it very clear that this change would not affect the vast majority of farmers and made the point that this could actually be a benefit to them in lowering the value of farmland given that it can no longer be used to avoid inheritance tax. Given that the value of farmland has increased fourfold over the last twenty years he may well be right. Every farmer I've seen interviewed on the subject seems to think they deserve sainthood status as without them we'd all apparently starve to death. They aren't doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, they're doing it to make money. One young farmer they had on accused the government of 'taxing our business and our livelihood'. Aye, like they do in every other sector you moron.