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Owen, all day, every day.

Aye, I think the issue with Ashworth was that if a player wanted something then they were sufficiently close to Mandy to be able to go over his head and directly to her.

Are we going to have to start a wyki-like list of the areas of the UK that tbd despises?

He was shite when they were in the PL, an absolute disaster at corners.

Aye, one league win there in the entire PL era.

Amorim looks like a massive mistake to me. A world class manager needs to adapt to the players he has and he won’t do that. The squad he has inherited is far from what he needs and he won’t have the resources to overhaul it. When Howe first came to us he wasn’t playing the sort of football we are now but after a few weeks he implemented tactics that got us winning then we saw the big changes after a full pre-season. Amorim is too arrogant to that and whether he survives the rest of the season remains to be seen.

I’m pretty sure he died years ago and they’ve just been wheeling his corpse around since then.

Aye, the club have said a new stadium could double our ticket revenue, which would be an extra £40m. Probably through a lot more hospitality packages. Plus a new design would see us able to host concerts, particularly if it had a retractable roof.

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

Lying her watching Die Hard 3 and thinking of poor Wyki finally realising his fantasy while trying to thumb in a softy to the Dutch bird and regretting the decisions he’s made today.

FYP

Gemmill’s just jealous at the size of their cocks.

No meat option? Fucking selfish veggies.

This will be our fourth game in 12 days. Let’s hope that Bunce has been able to optimise their training workloads because we’ll need that intensity to beat these lot.

Ah, come on. Why not? It’s Christmas after all.

On yer bike, son.

Fury was the aggressor. Usyk was the slightly better boxer. Tough on Fury.

Did you see him before the fight? ’You were only allowed two questions!’ After being asked the real hardball, ‘can you see a KO tonight?’

I had it a draw on my card. Joke decision.

‘I haven’t spoken to my wife or kids for three months’ Aye, because he’s been on a bender in Benidorm. The beard must be to hide his quadruple chins.

Not as laughable as Fury’s gut.

Johnny Fisher got away with one there.