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Not quite, she'll probably be on a tag rather than actually in a jail. Now watch her become a martyr for the far right.

Made up with your sister then?

I was wondering why I miraculously got a lie in this morning. Turns out I didn’t.

Well this has made me feel better about not being there.

Aye, nice to see them out enjoying themselves.

Ah, so that's what MF was actually up to.

This is an interesting take on the OBR. Who is Reeves trying to satisfy though? The OBR or the markets?

If there was one cunt on here I didn’t want to pick me up on the mistake I knew I’d made it was you.

This is what I can’t comprehend about him, he’s skinny as a Somalian (sorry KD, Eritrean) but generates such power with so little back lift. Imagine what a beast he’d be if we got him on the steak bake diet.

I quite enjoyed that. It’s like watching a compilation of the Eurovision judges giving the UK nul points.

Liverpool showing off their League Cup against Everton.

A bit too subtle for me to spot.

One of the big bonuses in being a top level ref is that you don’t even have to be good at your job. You can be absolute dog shit and the only thing that’ll get you sacked is if you slag off a Liverpool manager. The downside of course is that it’s tough (but not impossible) to post on here during work hours.

He’s putting a 25% tariff on all cars not made in the US. Bad news for the UK.

I can only hope they’re playing a very clever long game. No evidence of that as yet.

Ashli Babbitt, one of the finest examples of fuck around and find out.

Good. I'm sick of seeing the disabled rubbing their dignity in my face.

He’s actually Swedish, you daft racist.

I think this is my first time watching PMQs since Kemi became leader and she spent the first three questions asking why he won’t ban mobile phones in schools. She’s utterly useless.

The waiting room for the Yes Gemmill thread.

Nah, I haven't done it myself because I'm not an old cunt. My hypochondriac wife has done a few but I don't think she's bothered with the prostate one... yet.

https://randoxhealth.com/en-GB/at-home/psa?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwy46_BhDOARIsAIvmcwMbfvpnMnhQJSplOhmj10WSoZf-raWY2QHZwAlmfPscHSCzUrz8JnAaAn7DEALw_wcB

It's what turned Graham Linehan into a dribbling idiot.