Welsh Magpie

i got goosebumps my adrenaline was going i was jumping around for the last 20 minutes happy with a point still unbeaten still fourth has someone else climbed into sholas body

yess get on santon \o/

noticed video posted in 2008 who made it first us or them?

Quitting a job with some style! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06e_1318699632

the reason stephen jones didnt kick for goal near the end was he was trying wait for the french to be in the ruck as none were going into ruck it hindered what he was trying to do commit them to ruck give him space from a charge down. we should of won it woeful kicking by hook, and halfpenny short by literally inches just wasnt meant to be hope the french get an absolute hammering they were shocking against 14men

17mb wtf think the most have seen on mine is 10 max

Start late in Wales then? oh yeah third yr as you can tell i didnt do well at maths

13 2nd year of school think i discovered my erection and started to play with it every waking moment.

no such thing as a scary film as i havent found one yet that i have been truly scared jumpy moments ect but thats it. I was scared of a cartoon called bananas in pyjamas as a kid the song at the beginning made me think they were coming up/down the stairs to get me lol

last two weeks have been a bit mad at footy one week one of the boys went up for the ball and headed someone else massive gash on his head blood going everywhere put terry butcher to shame. some other guy walked into the hospital turns out one of the boys from our other team elbowed his teeth out lol and last week one of the other lads got punched in the eye and broke his eye socket im glad im already injured lol

just done 4hours overtime as friday is not a work day off to bed for an hour been constantly getting ribbed because im the only toon fan all good banter though still feeling dodgy after my stella last night. i should really trim my armpit hair looks like i got a hamster in a headlock.

yeah i totally forgot if it was current :/ 1. i dont work a friday it's overtime 2. im going to have a bath but need a shit at the same time what do i do first 3. i got the fifa 12 demo as i cant afford the whole game yet 4. i smell of firbreglass resin 5. i had a wank about an hour ago. hope your happy now

1. im the son of a darts player who is 5th in the world. (womens darts) 2. i was putting out fires in the army when they all went on strike. 3. i once crashed a lorry off a small drop a tree stopped me from rolling and killing myself. 4. i went to watch LLanelli scarlets vs treviso which was on tv and managed to get the wrong seat and was sitting on treviso sub bench 5. i was so pissed friday i fell into brambles couldnt get out and thought i would get out quicker if i took my trainers off wronngg idea!! oh the pain.

couldnt give a shit thats all i know is that i will still have little amounts of money and the closest i get to being marketed is noticing a tv crew and just standing behind the reporter on my phone telling my mate im on the news!

NYSE (new york stock exchange)

think it was a joke about the toy phone

I think that's near where my Dad was born. Abercynon. Think that isn't far from where my mum's hometown is (Pontypridd). If it is, I'll tell grandma to stop bothering geordie blokes them three are all pretty much in the same area and yes they are shitholes so glad i live on the coast nicer weather nicer place still odd people though

we have a few odd people around my town llanelli one is called john radio he carries a radio everywhere blasting in his ear once got caught wanking over the bras in M&S. another called john the weathermanb (dont ask) was a bit mental slow mcdonalds employed him to clean the car park where people would eat their takeaway meals they found him three miles away cleaning up rubbish! and some bloke called dai (dave in english i suppose) bent still see him about wears old womens clothes, i had a supersoaker when i was younger and he was talking to a bunch of girls who were going out so i soaked him with it and he was running like a big gay lol well the girls laughed and thought it was great so i soaked them too and ruined their night hahahaha

him running around screaming goalaziooooooo then repeatedly getting raped by the bench and team i say raped i mean jumped all over was hoping for the spidey mask but no show

i just let out a tear of joy that was fucking amazing goal!! almost ripped off me bellend.

Brilliant song for the weekend and it's sunny!!

japanese unit in ww2 that experimented on humans http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

first goal conceded was keeper trying to kick the ball away but just bounced off the swans forward second was a bit of a fumble in the box then he litereally passed it into the goal, keeper just stood there third i didnt get to see as i was walking back from having a munch and it happened 46th minute

no centre back kadar was playing

gosling and kadar played well kadar didnt really have to do too much and gosling worked really hard. i dont know who the right back was but he was shit i mean realllllyyy shit i didnt even realise he was there half the time.