Welsh Magpie

I just saw a group of youths holding a lads face in a puddle and calling him a Paki. I remember thinking, "That's a bit shallow."

R.I.P what a funny guy and good actor another one of the greats gone!

There was once a young man from Dowducket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping spunk from his chin "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

Make sure you have enough money to buy the McCann's new book by simply not paying for a babysitter next time you go out on the piss with your mates.

Being wanked off and cooking are pretty similar. Plenty of people will do it for you but your nan does it best

I love my job as an impressionist, my blind daughter thinks she has sucked off David Beckham, Johnny Depp and Russell Brand just to name a few.

Got my first prostate exam done today. Went pretty well to be honest. Still trying to figure out how the doctor managed to keep both his hands on my shoulders while doing the exam though...

These little African kids want £2 a month...but the way I see it they are not starving, look at the facts: 1. Bloated pot bellies 2. White dust around the mouth 3. Covered in flies 4. Gagging for a glass of water Greedy little cunts have spent all MY money on fucking Doughnuts! (I'm only joking, I never sent any money)

Jesus Christ. is he selling babies

who is said chairman and you have brought no proof to be stating facts???? the reason noone has replied because who gives a fuck if theres no evidence no names to reply to.

My daughter had a birthday party where everyone played charades. It would seem that holding my cock and wanking furiously, while staring at my daughter's friends, is not the best way to impersonate Gary Glitter.

i dont have vshare and its playing

fuck down 0-1

any small rivers going around please?

saturday the squad is announced.

6ft 13st happy like this most ive been to is 14 1/2 but did go down the 11 1/2 once looked like death

must say i really like webber just seem like a level headed top bloke and is there for the championship and red bull back the german lil wanker. seeing as hamilton probably wont win it this season lets all go for webber

Not sure who spotted him but hats off he's excellent. We'll make a pretty tidy profit on that one. Didn't Hughton say he'd been sent to watch him by Keegan a while back and that he'd kept him in his mind and floowed him since then? im sure it was carr the newcastle scout that brought him to us think i heard the commentator say this but then you cant belive half the shit they come out with.

well i think i have cum in my pants at that performance cant fault any player really. cant say much else speachless... XD

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CARROLL I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!

kung-fu tiote cracking mid air kick

sopcast channel 6816 if you have it

liking how cardiff and swansea derby both gone with 4-3-3 should be a good attacking match

really nice to see a williams on pole and hulkenberg who has impressed me this championship not always up there but always in the middle of the grid. hope hamilton pulls out a stormer and wins but them redbulls are just so quick hope their engines go even though i wouldnt mind if webber won the championship just not alonso cant stand the bloke.

carroll to score lie on the floor nolan to sit on him with carroll shouting RIDE ME RIDE ME!!!