Welsh Magpie

LOVELYHANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5-0 we want 6

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CHICKEN DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

the link posted earlier works fine and there is sound because you have to click the little speaker to take it off mute as thats how mine started

get inn best!!!!!!!!!!!

i was watching the interviews dont know who was getting interviewed as im not a big cricket fan but he said the atmosphere was like they had 75.000 fans in st james park.

that should be a red for kaboul sticking the head in

Perch proves again why he shouldnt be in our team

When my ex produced a prenancy test and it being positive that was definetly an "Oh Fuck" moment.

my mother had one of these kindles for xmas and i wasnt all that fussed on them because you cant replace a real book but when i looked at it. it actually made the writing look like it was on a piece of paper that beigy <<cant spell>> colour still wouldnt have one myself as i dont read that often.

ahhh thats better

Magpiito

"Darkness" The new fragrance by Joseph Fritzl.

http://plixi.com/p/64070252 LOL

When did he do that? ok maybe not proved but he is the best we have had for a while but will only be proven if he is really good if he beats the klitcho bros. <<i know i cant spell the name

i wouldnt mind phil taylor winning it he has done everything in darts but i could be biased as my mother is also darts world masters champion and doesnt get any mentions anywhere... also david haye has proved he is a good heavyweight fighter. katherine jenkins would get it! and that amy bird sliding down a slope on a mcdonalds tray she may have a pair of balls hiding away for doing that crazy shit

I always find a good wank is spoilt when i am watching a woman masturbate on Pornhub and then a man arrives with his cock out and joins in. "Fuck off Dad and watch your own porn!" I said.

i have a philishave cool skin electric shaver its pretty good gives a close shave and moisturises the skin at the same time but i always go over with a normal razor afterwards just to make sure everything is off. they are a bit expensive though but then so are blades.

keith chegwin knocked on my door on one of them big breakfast competition things... we didnt win fuckall though

NEWS: UP to 50 asylum-seekers are feared drowned after their boat was smashed on to cliffs at Christmas Island. Bloody hell... I only posted my letter to Santa yesterday!

i use dvd flick to burn dvd's think that uses audio ts video ts

i see a few tommy cooper jokes so i will add one.... A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

Apparently, if you put your location as Newcastle on facebook, you get a 'like' button after every word. :-/

that is crazy i was expecting the rope to snap wont catch me doing that.