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Pardew got it spot on, they sucked us into their kicking match in the first half and we looked shite. In the first 5 mins of the second half we had 4 shots on goal, after the manager had got inside their heads at half time and told them to play football instead.. If we'd scored around the 60 mins mark we'd have got 3 or 4. We didnt, they hung on and I have to say Turner was fuckin brilliant, but we've been mediocre since well before xmas apart from the Man Utd game. This was a test of how far theyve come since last season and theyve managed to listen to O'Neil telling them to come out and kick the shit out of us . Well done to everyone at safc, real progress that like.
real progress that we didn't get stuffed 5-1 aye atm for us that is progress. If sunderland had hammered newcastle 5-1 the season before hand would you not want your team to show some fighting spirit the next time around???? I read this tripe from pardew that you were dragged into a war....jesus wept were we supposed roll over and just let you have a nice stroll for 95mins??? as your messiah himself said at half time apparently only one team were playing football in the 1st half and that was sunderland. WE GOT TO YOU and you didn't like it one bit. Can not wait for next season :-)
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It wasn't the prettiest of derbys... nutjobs on both sides but you wont see that as everything is black and white isnt it?
anyway you should be happy, 4 points for the jordie nation against a small town in durham
Who should have been sent off and why? What were the incidents & how are they fouls?
Cattermole set the tone and should have been off, even Larrson had an elbow ignored by the ref the horrible little twat. You didn't turn up to play football you turned up to spoil & in the end you were very lucky to walk away with a point.
tiote for 6 or 7 fouls (and the cheating way he went down)
krull for grabbing mclean around the throat (it was mistimed and deserved a yellow,which he got)
cabaye for an over the ball challenge on gardner.
at the end of the day we turned up and ruffled the magpie feathers and you didnt like it! did it not go with the plan that we should just turn up to get turned over?? give over!
It was a passionate derby from start to finish with newcastle finishing the game with more yellow cards i think. i take it next time when one of your players goes in for a strong tackle in the 1st 20 seconds you will want that player sent off aye???
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It wasn't the prettiest of derbys... nutjobs on both sides but you wont see that as everything is black and white isnt it?
anyway you should be happy, 4 points for the jordie nation against a small town in durham
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Draw was a fair result. I think yous seem to forget that krull made a fantastic save to keep it at 1-0 about 5mins before sessignon was sent off (rightly so although tiote thought about it for a while like) the cartoon army credit(ish) to them battered us for the last 35mins and could have won it at the end. Before the game i would have took a draw so i dinnar where you get that we all expected to win from??? I'm happy that we didnt bend over like the nightmare 5-1
I'm surprised newcastle managed to keep 11players on the pitch as they were equally as naughty with tackles and their general all round twatness... though with a poor excuse for a man like pardew in charge there you go.
well done to ameobi for scoring his 378th goal against us, he is truely an utter c*nt!!! :-/
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Please don't associate County Durham with Sunderland. Different county altogether. I'm from Easington, and Sunderland doesn't even register on my radar, it's just some fezzing shithole near Seaham. I actually feel more alliance to Hartlepool or Darlington than that place full of inbred benefit scum. Have always supported Newcastle, my dad was born there, my bloodline was born there, My Mothets side and myself were born in Easington. No ties to that cunthole near Hetton whatsoever. We don't even want the Metro extending further south because that would mean the red and white smackhead cunts could come and fezz up our villages too.
So less of this County Durham bullshit, because we don't want you. It's a shame Wearyside isn't a County by itself because we could put a fuck off wall around it and disown it from the North East.
What a fuckin bell end you are!!!! get yersel to any pub where you live and start singing toon toon ...i guarantee you will left in no doubt where the fuck you are!!! or better still hoy yourself in the nearest fuckin river which would be ,,,let me guess :-) PRICK
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Heard there was a press conference at the sports direct arena this morning, Anybody know what all the fuss was about??
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Aye, I didn't realise it was County Durham, Sunderland, you daft fucking wanky shithouse. Give me better than that, man, you're supposed to be single handedly taking us on.
was, pre 1974
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You fat Greggs loving, pastrie eating, Byker, Waaaalsend, Walker, Benwell dwelling wankers looking forward to your cup final then?
We've got a bigger game than this coming up against Everton, I'd rather we lose against you than lose in the cup quarter-finals.
Keep dreaming wankers, one day you might be able to boast as much history and tradition as SAFC, doubt it though, unless an "Awab man leek wots bowt Man Shitty" takes root in that hotch potch half shed, half cliff of a stadium of yours.
FTM.
What history have SAFC got again?
Sunderland Association Football Club is an English association football club based in Sunderland, who play in the Premier League. Since its formation in 1879, the club has won six First Division titles—in 1892, 1893, 1895, 1902, 1913, and 1936—and the FA Cup twice, in 1937 and 1973.
The Sunderland team won their first FA Cup in 1937 with a 3–1 victory over Preston North End, and remained in the top league for 68 successive seasons (spanning 80 years because of the war years' interruption) until they were relegated for the first time in 1958. Sunderland's most notable trophy after the Second World War was their second FA Cup in 1973, when the club secured a 1–0 victory over Leeds United. The team has won thesecond tier title five times in that period.
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Sunderland history
The kid in my primary school who used to shit himself through Geography, and only through Geography, has a grander history and his only lasting legacy is some ruined school trousers. -
Sunderland is traditionally - and rightly - a town.
Learn your history!
I Agree, worst thing was Sunderland being given city status. It has not benefited us at all...all the money still gans to swyneside. I would have been happy with one of the biggest towns in europe status.
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Pre Derby Day rantings...the jordies :-(
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.
What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.
More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. You embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region.
Newcastle is the region. Newcastle is the capital of the region. Sunderland is to Newcastle what Milton Keynes is to London. It really is a horrible little town - I can understand why so many of you are bitter when you look at how deprived your town is when youve got a town like Newcastle close by.
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Follow The Mackems
Whats all this SMB shite????
its a fecking message board!!
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see u in the toon tomorrow kidda
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Pre Derby Day rantings...the jordies :-(
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.
What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.
More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. You embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region.
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Few more of these floating on the tyne on sunday me thinks
HAWAY the lads!!!!!!
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Its obvious all is not well at the biggest club in the universe (if joey jailbird bartons twitter ramblings are anything to go by) so do you think king kev will come back to take over when mr pardew walks away ?
must be a bit of a p1sser for you having a geordie......newcastle supporting manager
how long before it dawns that your club has just spent 30million on 3 championship midfielders,2 30+ x manure players who see sundlund as a massive step down...and a nice little last pay day.........and 2 forwards who havent kicked a ball in any top level..............................MUGS
Doesnt bother me at all.
barring a left winger im over the moon with the squad we have, also we seem to have a happy dressing room which helps and a chaiman and owner that give a fuck
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Really? Is this as sharp as mackem jibes can get? a Keegan reference?
Who mentioned keeeeegan ...theres more than one king kev ...
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In a shock move today, it was revealed that Mike Ashley has sold all supporters of Newcastle United to rival clubs.
A brief statement from a club insider said "Obviously we are grateful to the many supporters of Newcastle United for their loyalty over the years, but Mike felt that it was time to capitalize on what he saw as a vast untapped resource. We are hoping to replace our loyal supporters with some cheaper, less vocal imports from Eastern Europe before the season starts. We are still in negotiations at this time, but Mike and Derek are confident that they can not only open up the Polish market to the club, but will have a crowd that are less critical of the current board and their long term strategy for the club."
This move was condemned by the fans. Darren, from Wallsend stated. "Its a disgrace. I've supported this club since I was a kid, but because I didn't read the fine print in my season ticket renewal, I inadvertently agreed to becoming a tangible asset of the club. I got a letter through this morning, informing me that I now support West Ham and that I'll be expected to attend all of their home games from now on, or end up in court for breach of contract. It could be worse, I suppose. My mate down the street was sold to Sunderland."
Mike Ashley was unavailable for comment, however we managed to secure a statement from Managing Director, Derek Llambias, who said. "Frankly, our supporters have become more trouble than they were worth and so Mike decided it was time to get rid of them. We hope that our new support base will be happy with the exciting new vision we have for the club, which includes renting out the pitch as a car park when games are not being played and the installation of a 30 foot high bronze statue of Mike outside of the main gates. Of course, as most of our supporters won't be able to speak English, it will stop them asking awkward questions like 'What happened to the Andy Carroll money?'" When this reporter asked what had actually happened to the 35 million, Mr Llambias responded. "We said that we were going to reinvest it in the club and we have. Well, as Mike owns the club, that really makes him the club, doesn't it. Do you have any idea of what his monthly Greggs bill comes to? 35 million doesn't even come close." After this, Mr Llambias declined to answer any more questions and returned to his coffin.
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My mate has started for a new firm doing the cavity and loft insulation and he got sent away with this fat mackem for the first week.
This is on my bairns life btw, I'm not just saying it because of the daft mackem posting shite on here, and this tale was backed up by another lad who works for the same firm.
They got sent up past Inverness for the week, climbing around in dirty lofts etc and not once did the mackem get a shower or brush his teeth as he hadn't took a toothbrush, and his idea of clean clothes was turning his underpants inside out.
When my mate brought up the subject of an evening meal when they were back at their digs he said 'I only spend £20.00a week when I'm away', when my pal asked how he managed it, he whipped out a gas stove placed it on the digs window sill and then produced a bag of pasta, a loaf of bread and a tub of Stork margarine.
Needless to say my mate has already wrapped as the job was a piss take and there was no way he could work away with this animal.
That was a lovely story marra
but i dont get what one unclean mackem has to do with anything ? I used to know a tosser of a geordie who beat his poor wife black and blue and nearly killed her ....does that mean all geordies are wife beaters? -
Open question to the resident mackems here. Why in your opinion trying to put yourself in the brain of a geordie, why in your opinion do geordies look down their noses at mackems, what are the reasons and what causes them?
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It's everything about mackems man. Their homes, their intelligence, their tehwn, everything about them as people, even their humour is almost Yorkshire like, how can we be so different just 12 miles away?
Call this a hunch but i get the feeling you divent like mackems ? I just hate newcastle united, not geordies (alot are Sunderland supporters) or newcastle as a place.....i reckon you have issues
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head over your
north barcelona the of
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Deluded.
pot kettle black
Newcastle United vs Dirty Inbred Mackems (Sunderland)
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concurred, liverpool next then we have one game from wembley