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Don't see how it makes sense not to play him for anybody even if he is sold. He looked a bit chunky in the training pictures, which indicates he'd had a bit of a layoff.

Is this fella not quite injury prone?

Bendtner is in full meltdown after signing with that lot.

Use wrong-un Aeris, Stevie uses it all the time!

I wish him all the best doing what he likes too, he's just playing for liverpool anyway. Just take their money and do an Alan Smith my good lad. You can take football seriously when the contract expires, fuck around for now.

ffs, I wanted to be the first to post in there, doesnt work!

50M bid for Demba Ba is on. He will blow up his kneecap in the first pre-season friendly.

We will never consider paying his wages anyway.

I think none of us have seen enough to him to think anything much of him. He had a serious injury after his apperances in the championshit.

Yawn, he can't do any better. Can probably get more money somewhere else. Sign Cissokho and put Santon on the right pards, just DO IT.

Name 1 manager who is far better than Pardew, who would be willing to come here and do better than we currently are with, say 3m net spend next year (a little less after we pay Pardews compensation). Absolutely ridiculous thread. All managers get things wrong at times, sometimes the manager of the other team gets one over him tactically. It doesnt mean Pardew is shit. We have kept switching around average managers (and worse) for ages. Not sticking with a good one who is curently doing the business would be right up there with the most ridiculous changes we've made under Ashley.

The question on everbodys lips is, can they handle a rainy day at Stoke?

What complete bollocks, "lucky passes". The assist was very well taken. And the pass for Ba where he should maybe have scored was a great piece of play. Tricked his man, and found Ba with an unpredictable chip. Shola did his fair share that match. I'd love to see Ben Arfa play but I think it should be on the right personally. 2 strikers have worked well for us so far.

I know im a bit behind schedule but fuck me. If Martin O'Neill ever beats us with Sunderland, and does that jump in the air thing with his training gear on. I will have to punch myself in the face. Im embarrased just looking at him.

It was supposed to be a freebie, but then Fergie said he'd add pards as friend on facebook, deleted him straight after the 3 mill came though.

Obertans girl is rumoured to have great tits. I think Pardew is getting some boob now and then.

Absolutely gutted. Are they not rich enough the greedy cunts? They're showing it at 10 in Norway, basically going for an internet blackout till then from when it starts.

20m for Henderson still baffles me, atleast Carroll looked unplayable with his strenght in the air at the time. Henderson was just a decent central midfielder of which there are already a ton of.

Quite brilliant this, remember to put on subtitles.

Anyone wanna try fifa clubs? I have a very decent club now, world ranked 200ish. By far the most enjoyable aspect of the game imo. If anyone wants to try, send me a pm and ill give u the ps3 nick of the manager. Its not really nazi as long as ur not one of them cunts who just try to dribble every time you have the ball.

Googlyeyed bastard

@Sammy_Ameobi Samuel Ameobi Really bad situation when you're bursting for the loo and your one piece zip is jammed...yikes! Made my day this.

Im fairly sure it was Perch who went up with Drogba. To be fair though, Drogba looked like he covered about 3 times as much space as James Perch.

Hopefully we can snare Hoilett in the summer, he is an abysmal player. I dont see why we cant just play Ben Arfa on the wing either. This would allow us to play 2 strikers, and we wouldnt be so reliant on Ben Arfa producing magic if played.

I honestly hate Ivanovic even more than Terry, he is such a prick. I hate losing to these cunts, Mike Dean needs to fuck off.