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Howmanheyman

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  1. Unless your a contestant does it matter?
  2. I timed it once out of interest. The BBC is better value for the money, but again, that's just my opinion and the BBC certainly has no monopoly on repeats either.
  3. We are a shit teams wet dream when they haven't won a game in X amount of games or a striker without a goal etc. AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHAAAAAA DEMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
  4. You pay a lot of money for 5mins ads every ten to fifteen minutes. That's quite shit if you ask me.
  5. An octopus walks into a bar and starts bragging how good a musician he is. Englishman decides to call his bluff, "See that piano over there? Play 'Minuet in G', by Johann Sebastian Bach, then" The octopus does so brilliantly. Irishman says, "See that guitar? play 'Layla' by Derek and the Dominos" The octopus does a superb job on it before smugly smiling to his audience. Scotsman says, "See those bagpipes over yonder? Lets see you manage that" The octopus just stares dumbfounded. "Aye, thought youd struggle there. Cannae play it, son?" The Scotsman says with a smile. The octopus replies, "Play it? When I rip it's tartan jarmies off I'm gonna fucking ride the cute little arse off it!"
  6. They're at least 5 mins when you put in sky's adverts for their own programmes.
  7. Merde, *mon ami. *Many thanks to the 'Commando' books for giving me the opportunity to use that phrase.
  8. To be honest, as the good Doctor Kimble says, the price of sky is very high when you consider the ad breaks they have which are a few minutes longer than the terrestrial breaks. The BBC is better value for me, because for all they shite they have on I don't think sky is much better.
  9. Aye, talk to anyone South of fucking Redcar* and he paid everything off and we Geordie plebs call him worse than shite because he's a cockney. Grrrr. *And TP and friends
  10. Interest on what for fucks sake? He paid the price for the club including any outstanding debts, (some of which he added). We're paying interest because we got bought? So is he a Glazer, then? I thought he paid all our debts off and 'saved' us? Which one is it?
  11. No, silly, sportsdirect aren't sponsoring us they're just helping NUFC out by SHOWCASING this great opportunity for an outside business to give us lots of money to sign players which as fans is all we want. Get with the plan, Rob! If it takes sportsdirect twenty years of showcasing to do it then they will, just for us fans, because they CARE.
  12. Shades of CT. Anyway, goodnight!
  13. I got this from your link, Chez; So basically I can't even have a sneak peak of the opulance that wor Chez is at this vey minute enjoying. Haves and have nots, to be honest.
  14. :lol: Chez strikes again! (Anyone else want Chez to be a Harry Bamp in real life who's great at googling answers in his Y dogs by the way?)
  15. We needed to get relegated and lose millions with no guarantee of ever coming back up? That must be the plan with all PL chairmen then?
  16. If it wasn't for him we might never have been relegated either.
  17. Share prices haven't done too badly since he aligned NUFC with Sportsdirect have they?
  18. Aye, we're guaranteed no injuries versus the mighty Reading with the 3 point cup at stake.
  19. No, I'm not a Blue or a Smoggie. I'm not a tory lick-spittle either. 'tin pot piece of crap'? :lol: Fuck off, man!
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