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If they're anything like Newcastle council I wouldn't be expecting a response any time soon. They'll be sitting in a greasy spoon before knocking off sharp.

"Keegan spits the dummy out" I don't know if it's just me but I instantly distrust any supporter of ours that states this line. Also love the Barry Moat connection as well, bravo! Did you mention Shepherd as well? Full house if you did! When you watched the poor saps crowbar the St. James' Park sign off did you get a warm cosy feeling knowing that Mike was looking after us, Wolfy, mate?

Absolute bollocks regarding Shearer by the way, Wolfy. Shearer was sounded out whilst at Southampton but didn't want to drop into the 2nd division to play for us which is fair enough for an ambitious player. He gets the chance to sign for Man U or the up and coming challengers who happen to be his boyhood club and have his childhood hero as a manager so chooses us. If we were a midtable side there's no chance he would've signed. By the time our stock falls then Shearer has had his serious injury and has lost his pace. However, he is the symbol of NUFC greatness in Freddies eyes and is guaranteed to be the highest paid player on our books. He is also under contract at this time. There's no way another club would've paid millions for him and matched his wages at this point in Al's career to persuade Shepherd to sell so the loyalty thing is a bit tenuous to put it mildly.

1. What have you made of your start to the season so far? Sluggish, key injuries and not playing the optimum formation to suit certain players however signs are we could be getting back to normal. 2. What are your opinions our our start to the season so far? Haven't seen you much so hard to say, I certainly wont patronise you, you have the points on merit. 3. We've recently seen Alan Pardew given a new eight year contract, what are your reactions to this? Most have echoed my feelings, Is Ashley's man, wont rock the boat and is also a part time PR man for the regime which can annoy some of us. Done a good job though and this contract is all about maximising any fee from a predator, nothing else. 4. Mike Ashley always seemed an unpopular figure around your parts, what are your opinions on him? He should be strung up by his balls on Barrack Road for the Sportsdirect Arena shit alone, never mind the rest of the stuff including decimating our away support which is a fucking disgrace as well. I feel he's cheapened NUFC, de-valued the 'brand' and revenues show this. Mr Tacky. 5. What are your opinions on WBA as a football club alongside its supporters? Best of a bad bunch from the West Midlands. You're a decent club, supporters seem canny enough lads though you need to assasinate cabbage-heed Chiles next time he turns up at the Hawthorns as his patter would make an onion cry. First game I remember you lot was a 4-1 win at SJP where Jeff Clarke scored a half volley lob from outside the box, also remember you beating us 1-0 in the LC up here. 6. Which players in your side should we look out for, and which players in our side do you fear? I'd be wary of you as a TEAM rather than players as you are obviously playing for each other and it plays a big part. 7. What are you expecting for the remainder of the season? 7-8 and getting knocked out the cups as we 'rest' players and continue the NUFC tradition of not winning a cup in my lifetime. 8. What are you expecting from WBA for the remainder of the season? Do we have a chance of Europe? If you keep winning you've a chance! 9. What side is Alan Pardew most likely to put out? Depends on injuries/suspensions. 10. And finally, score predictions. Normally a draw with you lot lately (at home) but we need a win and I think we'll get it, just.

Not like the police to be twatful to football fans is it? I read the 'rules' on .com and shall take it on board along with a few pints, and a Hercule poirot fake tache.

Luque gave us the '1-0 down, 4-1 up, Albert Luque wrapped it up' song so fair play. Not much else, mind.

So was Trelford Mills. Atkinson was a complete red & white, fucking mackem sympathising bastard with as much fair discretion as Obama reffing an Iraq ex-jihad squad over 30's mens side versus a under 12 blind and deaf all American girl team.

No harm to Craig who's a canny kid but he's talking out his arse. I'd put that ref performance up with Trelford Mills and that cunt Coddingington at the Baseball Ground. Disgraceful.

Listening to some kid in the club telling me how great Mike Ashley was yesterday made me feel old.

Talking about West Brom v Man City Merson decides to say that we were lucky last season and West Brom will finish above us. What the fuck that has to do with their game v the Mancs is anyone's guess.

The Nicol patter came after the presenter told him Santon's comments that he thought our derby was more intense than the Milan derby or words to that effect.

Some of the shite spouted by Taylor and Pardew up to this game is a bit unnecessary and a great team talk for the wretches. Getting back to Nicol, how many ex-Liverpool pundits does television need for fucks sake?

Tyne Wear derby just been panned by Steve Nicol on espn. Doesn't compare to Mersey derby apparently. How many Newcastle v Sunderland games has he been at? Also, how many other derbies have been questioned for their importance or is it just us. Nicol compared it to Norwich v Ipswich.

Parcel of shite. (My review).

What? Like an ex-UNITED player sitting in the sky box alongside an ex-Arsenal player talking about UNITED versus NOOCARSUL whilst an ex-UNITED player sat in the commentary position. I think there's a great chance Quinn will be there with an ex-UNITED/Sunderland player like Kieron Richardson for example. They might even sneak a NOOCARSUL player on seeing we're not playing UNITED or Arsenal/Chelsea/Liverpool.

Like Gemmill I know when you get into a good habit like running then it's a serious pain in the arse when injuries prevent you from doing it. Had something a while back called (I think) IBT which played havoc everytime I tried running as my knee would be in too much pain. It's sorted now but the frustration as you couldn't 'pay off' the drink and letting your hair down and could almost feel your gut growing was hard going. Hope Tooj can get it sorted. (I also suffer from a dodgy back which can be fine for a couple of months then just 'go'). Understand this totally. I'm now on my official 2nd day off and I'm wide awake and have been for an hour. I've just ended up getting up and having a cuppa. Will no doubt be sleepy as fuck later on today/night and will struggle for motivation in whatever I do today, (Christmas shopping with the missus).

Gemmill in an offy? The fucking Harry Bamp! Gemmill "Ind err, kin yer put is in a packet o'rizzlas with ma eight cansa ace, boss."

I'm a bit leaner now, CT. It was Stokoe with fins wasn't it?

I'm from the same city and I don't know what you're talking about never mind the other side of the World.

I once saw about a hundred stag do lads dressed as Richard Gere, least I thought they were on a stag do till they stepped onto the USS Missouri.

You mean their 'Mars bar' pants. (They work, rest and play in them).

Welcome to Wolfy-tastic. Give him credit, despite an ongoing pattern emerging he racks up the replies. Cannot understand the interest.

"Hi, I'm Fish" "fuck off" Surprised he's surprised to be honest. (They'll be dying to answer them y'knaa).

Been overpaid by approx £600 by the child tax credits on two separate dates from last year. Just had the two letters arrive within a day of each other. Anytime there's a 'change of circumstance' they get informed and presumably adjust it accordingly. Fucking hopeless these tax credits people.