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🎶 Working on the site Making up tales of shite That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Then copying wor flags Slagging off the mags That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Working all day For a pittance of pay Then blow it all on Saturday night And you tell tall tales But you don't know their names That's mackems alright. Working in the sun Drinking pop having fun That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Then a shite in the stand Spreadin' it around That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Fixed your seat all day For your owner you say? And sneak a cheese slice back to the wife Still you keep a little here To go with your free pint of beer That's mackems alright Yeah you play the game Then it's auf wiedersehen That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Telling the lie With a glint in your eye, 'Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the RTG site And you tell tall tales But you don't know their names That's mackems alright Yeah you play the game Then it's auf wiedersehen That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) 🎵

That's funny, I didn't mind hearts till Robertson signed. I wouldn't hold your breath on that one, I'm afraid, Selly. 😬

Do you ken Gillespie, The wee bearded lad The best third choice keeper Newcastle ever had

The East stand Newcastle United sign, sponsored by [insert company with PIF investment here] has a good ring to it, don't you think?

"One two...one two, Jude!"

Great game.

Shiteish.

Was just about to post similar. I actually said out loud, 'shut up, man you fucking radge.'

Penny for Gordon's thoughts?

Spawny bastards. They'll get through now, even if it goes to pens. Surely he'll have to change it for the Swiss game if we do?

He's the new Zinedine Kilbane.

I tell you what, I'm really concerned for the safety of any Mags out there in Germany if we get beat.

Can you imagine if England were in the other half of the draw?

FYP.

England deserve Matterface and Lee Dixon as a commentators.

I'm looking forward to hearing who the ITV crew criticise at HT and who they don't.

The Slovakian goal, the lad who played him through had two great options on who to pass to and it's been coming.

ITV man, you have all season listening to fucking Keane and Neville and come international tournament time ITV get them in on a loan move.

I've heard the words 'Manchester United' more on this ITV England v Slovakia game than I've heard 'England' never mind 'Slovakia'.

It's not his fault, he's used to his club getting their lift fixed and paying for it in installments.

Seems legit.

Wykiki's wallet.

"Me source, Tiny Tess, the twenty stone monster from the Seaton Delaval social clurb has told me FC Al Hi-Barba from the Saudi league are willing to pay up to 15 mill for the man who would eat himself if he could, one Callum Wilson esquire. You heard it in the deli's bogs first. Lol."

Steve Clarke should get the freedom of Scotland getting a draw with Switzerland.