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If it wasn't for us patients being unwell you'd all be out of a job so maybe you'd all best pipe down, eh?

Just seen this now, truly awful to read about.

All the best to you, you Eurovision fruitcake, you!

Didn't MT accuse PL of always being negative last year? CT was chairman of Team Positive PLC and I cannot believe he's the same (football) poster as he was last season from day one whereas this year he's in Team Doomed.

She lapped it up, man! She was a bit bewildered when the 2nd went in as that doesn't happen on the xbox.

Seeing her face made my year. It took her breath away. Shame it turned out shite. Ah well, I told her we lost in my first game too.

We huffed and puffed, they played football. The life drained out of them the minute they scored. Highlight of the day for me seeing my 7 year old girls face as she walked up the steps into the stadium for her first game. The look of awe was matched by the grin. Trust the Toon to fuck it up. Our crossing, our decision making and lack of ideas late on was painful to watch.

Just watched a film about Mikhail Gorbachev on the telly. I had no Idea CT was leader of the Soviet Union in the eighties.

Well I've just inflicted a lifetime of misery on my youngest daughter as I've just bought two tickets for tomorrow for her first game*. We're due a win and performance and I'm hoping rockets have been launched up various arseholes and they show up. *My debut was a 0-1 home defeat to Shrewsbury Town in '83 in the 2nd division. I think we only lost twice at home that season as well so let's hope my young'un has better luck!

"Hooooowwwww many times do I have to tell you Schweinhunds I was RIGHT AND HAVE BEEN RIGHT FOR YEARS?!" "Namby Pambys? Zey are soooooooout out of my league, mein herr." I'd have Leazes back tomorrow as it happens. He's never bothered me at all and you can always use that thing in the middle of your mouse and scroll down if you're not interested.

Maybe she's happier wearing the troosers in the relationship? Don't forget to put her tea on, by the way, she's had a hard day. (Or just concentrate on what you need to do to get the job. )

Aye, Rake Lane. Just got the Wife to drop us off as it's less of a headache to be honest. We're just waiting for some fresh dressing before the Wife/Sea King helicopter gets us back to civilisation.

I hear there's a Sea King rescue chopper on it's way to airlift Gemmill out of North Shields as we speak. On board there's canopes, The biscuit factory menu and a DVD of Masterchef to keep his spirits up till he gets to the holy land of Jesmond. Stick in, Gemmill! You can make it!

Her only lasting damage is having me for her dad. The North Tyneside hospital car park only had 1,058 car spaces compared to Newcastle's 2,243 which proves once again who the biggest is.

she's sore and a bit woozy, had a few tears as she came around but she seems ok now. kids, eh? When she was born my dad said you'll always have something to worry about from now on. He wasn't wrong!

10 year old daughter getting two pins taking out of her arm today after breaking it on the first day of the summer hols. Daddies job to be there today. She was dead calm the day it happened and is sorting her own bag out right now for hospital. What a star, (despite being a little drama queen about nothing in normal life!)

We wont get that far under Pardew. Despite his patter I don't think he gives a fuck about the cup.

Just book sat and sun and you'll be fine, no way it'll be moved to mid-week as the Police wouldn't have it.

Money blah blah, money blah money, blah blah money etc. Scudamore thought it was a good thing that the 'top 4' would always remain the same confirming he wasn't suited to look after ALL the PL clubs and also showing he didn't think it would change in the future. Isn't it a shame a well run club with a good manager/coach and a few astute buys can't challenge for the title?

It's a 'World' exclusive. From New York to Tokyo, everyone will be talking about it. (Some people type too fast).

I love this kind of stuff: Doe! a deer! a female deer! etc.

Hear hear!

That fucking Man U TOTAL FLOP Birtles, man. How does he keep his job? He's terrible. Loads of little fouls as well, what a surprise, Allardyce to a tee. Should've had a pen IYAM.

I think we all agree we'll win this if we 'turn up' but some of these sunday home games we've looked very average and lethargic, plus the atmosphere seems to have been flat as a fart hence the little worries.

You can't mark a poacher like him. Just try to keep possession of the ball and move it around and that's him fucked. Basically try and keep the ball out of wor box!