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Fergie's one of the good guys, actually. Not only does he find time during a busy 98 minute match at Old Trafford to give friendly advice to Refs and linesman in front of seventy thousand fans who pay no attention to his chats with officials, he also finds time to ring every manager in the PL and football league and offers them their pick of any of his squad outside the first eleven and helps them out with their tactics for their upcoming games. After that he personally calls round to the houses of every out of work football manager in the UK and Ireland and helps them write out CV's and job applications and does mock job interviews with them to improve their interview techniques. when all of that is out of the way he gives the media in depth interviews and makes a point of giving extra time to those journalists who've been a bit critical just to show there's no hard feelings. Just before dusk he'll drive around the rougher districts of the North West and stop the car and offer various street urchins a five year apprenticeship at Old Trafford where he'll personally hone heir skills and set their families up for life whilst hiring a top educational tutor to help them learn how to read and write. Whatta Guy!

Such as CT walk past a Greggs without so much as a glance?

Denial (It's Nile Rangers new fashion range, available at all good Brixton stores NOW!)

Fucking hell! Not you again!

When we signed this exciting striker in our relegation season the Chronicle bigged him up and told us he was a top sprinter for an Edinburgh Athletics club as a teenager. Expecting him to be like shit off a stick, he actually ran as though he had lead boots on whilst wading through freshly laid cement.

I wonder if Brian realised that by caring about the club, going to games, giving that gobshite Ranger his opinion after Ranger publically gave his first via twatter that not not only would he be compared to a third rate local journalist, but that he'd also be labelled a 'wannabe hardman' and also not just a Geordie, but an 'uber-Geordie'. "Forest Hall Chinese takeaway encounters? Oh that's just soooooooo Provincial, dahling. Now, where's my taxi Hackney Cab?"

Hardly think he comes across as a 'hard man' in that Mag piece to be fair. Nice to see the 'uber Geordie' tag getting rolled out again. Fucking hell.

I'd only put the computer on if I'd given up and just got up. Then again, sleeping isn't the problem, it's waking up and not getting back to sleep but that's the nature of coming off night shift sometimes.

It wasn't Ryder.

I don't think it'll be bullshit. The bloke writes enough through different fanzines etc and has put his name to it. Would you risk the ridicule for making up an easily disproved story?

That's the spirit. Think that would be a canny song although I'd struggle to hit those high notes at the end.

At Newcastle, Mighty Newcastle, M'biwa plays tonight At Newcastle, Mighty Newcastle, M'biwa shines tonight! M'biwa, M'biwa M'biwa M'biwa M'biwa (repeat chorus).

They are if you like shit craic and veiled digs at our support by the Chelsea gimp. The Spurs lad seems fair enough.

Heard woah Johnny johnny, johnny johnny johnny johnny Anderson in the strawberry once and he was good craic with some funny tales including a good Gazza one and a good Whitehurst yarn.

One day Kirsty Gallacher will be my wife. I just need Kirsty and my Wife to get on board with this theory.

I hope you won't be coming down to support Chelsea, Brian? Instead of rooting for a working class supported club against an effete, financially doped club from London who gave you the poll tax a wee bit earlier than the rest because they hate you? None of this 'blues brothers' shite I hope?

About to go to bed but I read a bit about this only recently. Only a buffoon or a callous, calculating Tory cunt could've thought up this 'bedroom' tax on the poor. Words don't do justice to how I feel about these bastards to be honest. As has been said, this recession is the best opportunity these bastards have of getting their way with the poor and out of work for years. It's their best chance to get people so desperate they'll accept anything any employer will chuck at them. Heaven help the poor worker in this country should we ever leave Europe.

The Tyneside Irish Club is very close to St. James' Park and always has football on, especially Scottish. Decent enough pint as well.

From Paris to Berlin And all the Jollies he fits in his heart is pumping for love, Pumping for love. (Chez blatantly googling the Paris to LA flight times as he sits in his trakka bottoms swigging special brew at his flat in Howdon.)

......Or something really radical and take up reading books by buying a kindle.

I think after telescope, the home brewing, the weight watching club and then the budgie, he'll take up origami.........oh, you meant Ashley?

First mb I went on was the 606 one on the BBC about the end of 2006. This is the only all NUFC one I've ever been on since 2009. Cannot believe people have been here since 2001. I didn't access the internet till 2005.

Where's all these insomniacs then? Talk the talk but don't walk the walk. Nearly ten past two in the morning and not a sign of them! No doubt in bed sleeping like babies. Fucking lightweights.

They never disappoint do they? Like fucking lambs most of the time, then a bad run/defeat from NUFC and the sunshine Variety Club turn up.

Bless.