Howmanheyman

It's a shit-hole.

Got to say that Sissoko has shown some promise so far.

Sad to hear that tale but not a surprise. Seems a long time now he was jumping up and high-fiving the likes of Darren Jackson after scoring for us. Happier, simpler times for him.

"Are the mags a bigger cub than Everton?" The OP, "Was arguing with 4 mags last night, every single one of them adament that Newcastle are "10 times the size of Everton", I honestly couldn't believe what I was hearing. And these mags are season ticket holders and are proper fans." That's all I read. Sums up that MB that thread.

:spinwank: :omgwank: :banana: That's all I have to say.

CT hates Reading as well, in fact anything other than a paper and he's just not having it.

Was the meeting point, we had two in there. Been in worse bars to be honest, including that night!

Got this in the Mile Castle last night for £2.59. That's a good price for a 500ml bottle of quality lager. 5.5% abv.

Did they let her win? If they did she may be getting a different German sausage for her tea tonight.

He's a cunt, no two ways around it.

Awful.

Howard Webb is the ref, Chelsea are whinging twats so we're obviously going to get fucked over by one of them. (Although I feel strangely confident for some reason).

What the fuck is it?

Yet you're the one who piped up saying private firms don't pay overtime anymore until everyone told you that yes they actually do. I'm going to be generous and say your just trying to play devils advocate for the sake of argument as the alternative is you're a gullible tit taken in by the Tory propaganda. Or you're simply pissed off others get overtime and you don't.

I donated £10 the other day. Can an admin or mod nip round to mine to explain to the kids why there's no food on the table and no pocket money this week. Cheers.

lol

"Holy shit! Where have you been all my life, baby?"

He's already helped out a hopeless singer in need, what more do people want?

:lol: Well done, Lads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938t45iqVok (How to save a pen, Budgie style and as a bonus how to chip a keeper by Liam O'Brien. Privileged to have been at both of these games).

Budgie Couple of tales I heard about our former keeper who was superb as a character and not a bad keeper either. First one is Ossie's time as our manager. After only a week at the club a shop worker told Burridge anything to do with him had been removed from the club shop on orders of the new manager. Budgie then pulled him and Ossie told him he was going to force him out of United. It seems that the little Argentinean still harboured a grudge from a short spell they had at Southampton as players when Budgie 'cleared him out' in a practice game. Apparently he'd have been bollocked for not doing it as that was what they were taught to do at the time, (the one time he didn't do this to a player was when he went easy on a young, thin, teenage Geordie striker* from the reserves who promptly nearly took Budgie's head off!). Anyway, after the tackle Ossie got up spitting feathers calling him an 'animal' and so on before Budgie retaliated with some Falklands digs and a few years later at St. James' it was pay back time for Ardilles. *Guess who? Vinnie Jones once tried to intimidate some of our players as they came out to warm up at Elland Road in a crunch promotion match in a very hostile atmosphere, (we were also given a joke allocation of tickets, about 800). As they came onto the pitch Jones had some weights placed in the tunnel and was lifting them, contorting his face with his top off and grunting etc. Unfortunately for Jones, John Burridge was our keeper at the time and Budgie was fit as a fiddle, built like a brick shithouse and like most insane people, (Budgie was/is a complete eccentric), unfeasibly strong. As Jones was doing his 'hard man/strong man' routine Budgie walked up, lifted the weights off Jones with one hand and asked him if that was all he could do before lamenting the lack of stamina in young'uns to much laughter from the away team.

Here's a little something I prepared earlier.