Howmanheyman

Who who is?

Agreed.

Shola, if it's not Mackem he's a chillin' man.

I hope you're not been mean to a female, not that I'm a female.

Robbed again. Aas an aside I'm quite hard, err, I mean moist. Yes definitely moist.

Ha'way United, for fuck sake!

Had half a bottle of red that was left. Got no beer but have moved on to vodka and Indian tonic water. Don't particularly fancy it but my choices are limited tonight.

Jammy Bastard. I'll have to spend the night with wor lass instead.

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Happy Birthday, Wor Kev! (Sighs..............ok then........ ...... Happy birthday to Andrew as well I suppose).

You dirty old man.

Shiftwork and a lack of interest in the Olympics.

Anyway, bought her a necklace and a card as other valentine days haven't went down too well.

Do you reckon anyones ever said, "Cheik, mate" to him?

?????? Never watched it but I have heard of some of the competitors such as Ellis, Wiggins and Bolt. Never heard of the lad who's just killed his girlfriend though. (By the way, 140 guests?)

Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't.

Aye, it's just on the border, Andy, you can't miss it.

Playing away or leaving him and he couldn't take it I'd guess, although she may well have had a new black & white hooped jumper on and he did indeed think she was a burgler.

I got the little woman in my life a box of chocolates and a 12" vibrator. If she doesn't like the chocolates she can gan fuck herself.

No, these are some nice spins......(Check out J69 in the red waist coat by the way), Salako was gutted to be honest.

Looks like he's realised and changed the text, mate.

Nah, our interest definitely cooled off when Daveed became a possibility and I think the player just tried to put a brave face on it.

Other way round. NUFC spotted an 'injury concern' at his medical which coincided with us getting the nod we could get Ginola in the same position as Salako.

Pretty sure this was it.... You got two paddles to move your 'sticks' up and down for pong and football pong plus there was a game on it where you'd shoot at a moving target which was a small square dot that moved round your screen like a screen saver might on a DVD player. Like I said, I never did get the gun that went with it.

I've only been in there a few times. One of the times I missed was a do where one our group, (who wasn't normally part of our group and was a dick), thought it was a good idea to chuck a pint glass over the balcony a la 'Begbie', (this was before Trainspotting so he never got the idea from that film/book), they had to get out the club and fast and avoid random digs from outraged punters. Another time was where my mates Dads best mate got married to a lass half his age, the bloke in question was a waster and an alcoholic, the lass in question was very overweight and not very confident. The Brides Father was mortal and his speech ended a bit like this...."Well Ken is now the third son-in-law I've got" he scowled before adding, "......And there's nen of them worth a fucking light" which didn't go down well with scuffles breaking out and people being held back from getting stuck into it.