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Ian Wright: 'Number one.' Presenter: "Warm ball number one, Coventry City versus...." Ian Wright: "number two." Presenter: "Cold ball number two, Manchester United. Coventry versus Manchester United." Roy Keane: "Listen, that's the draw United would've wanted."

I genuinely haven't a clue how to sign up on here, I'm one of the newer ones and I've been on here from about 2009 I think?

Sorry to hear that, mate.

Fuck parody, the real McCoy beats it every time.

Is he foaming and wants to have his say?

Man U used to do shit like that when they were good, Liverpool always do that type of shit so very ironic it's happened to them. Their fans must be thinking how's that happened to us? Unlucky, Scouse, welcome to our world.

Should've slapped him on the bonce and said 'You're sitting in HMHM's seat, CUNT.'

His face when souness talks.

NW red cunts 1-0 NW red cunts

The Chelsea fans are revolting. They're not happy either.

Pierce desperate for that to be a penalty when it clearly wasn't then keown saying Leicester would rather have a penalty and have the player not sent off! They don't have the choice, neanderthal throwback.

Johnathan pierce and Keown here, man! Fucking useless cunts.

Cracking own goal for Leicester's first which the BBC virtually missed showing a replay.

I'm guessing he's still wailing and gnashing his teeth over the Black Cat's Bar? QPR 🤝 MLF's Friendship confirmed as well as storage in their wank bank.

Also, the youngest has been in Liverpool with her friends, said she'd just been sick so I asked her if she was ok then she sent this picture.... Even teenage girls can't stand Everton.

Just got the fag end of Juventus v Genoa and Genoa bring on a kid called Bohinen. Commentator says fuck all about him and I'm thinking, I wonder if that's Lars Bohinen's son? Look it up and it is, looks like him as well. Yesterday put Luton and forest on for five minutes and during it the camera panned to the stand where ex-forest player Brian Laws who was obviously working for the radio. Lingered on him for a minute and it was radio silence by the commentator who started talking again when the play resumed as he patently didn't have a clue who Laws was? Anyway, all I'm saying is these young commentators who probably love the smell of their own farts really need to brush up on their general football knowledge to save me looking up 90's footballer's sons on the internet. #mustdobetter

Len Shackleton left a blank page in his autobiography titled, 'The Average Director's Knowledge of Football'. That blank page now would be titled, 'The fucks directors give about lifelong supporters being phased out for cash'.

Aye, would be nice to have the lols in my direction at this.

Get into the cunts.

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

Turned it off, their commentator gets far too excited when they have possession in the QPR half as if it's a good chance. It's bizarre.

Just put their game on for five minutes. There's a fair few having a piss at the minute. Official attendance, 43,665

Cool. (I was talking about Phil Foden).