Howmanheyman

You never know with his type.

Not very clever by Forster. 1-0 Juventus.

Can our resident Bhoy, next time he's standing outside the players entrance at Parkhead, do us a favour and ask Neil Lennon whether he prefers to sit or stand when having a shite? When you get his answer will you go to the General topic page on here and post the answer here: http://www.toontasti...ping-your-arse/ Cheers, ma man!

Straying off topic slightly but I once had the pleasure of seeing the driver of our car to an away game in London, (his first time with us), come out of trap 1 in the services we stopped in on the way down and open the door so we could see his artwork. I've no idea whether he wiped back to front or front to back, what I do know is that he must have been brewing one up for a while as the 'N U F C' letters he smeared on the wall with his rancid smelling turd went from wall to wall of the cubicle and was a foot high. And I was sat next to him as well! His nickname was 'scruffy fingers' for a different reason or so we thought before we got to the service station. He was a dirty bastard, like.

On behalf of the forum, thanks for the updates, mate. Keep us posted on all things 'tic and Hun.

Aye it was before their 1990 cup run. He didn't think he was good enough for Man U.

Is that the Paddy Crerand who wanted Fergie sacked? The ghost of Christmas to come for Bernie Slaven?

My prediction is in the build up to our game we get shown the Nani sending off.

Fucking LOVE IT when a decision like this goes against the rich clubs in a game, just LOVE it.

It was a harsh decision. They were still 1-0 up with thirty mins on the clock. Did the ref score a raker from thirty yards for Real Madrid? Did he he score the winner three mins later? How high profile was the Ben Arfa incident? They still bleated about that fucka for ages aided and abetted by their pals in the media. Unlike the cowardly lion they certainly do have the nerve, sorry, noive. Here, have some more of these..... :lol:

Can anyone remember such media indignation at any piss poor decision/s that's went against us home and abroad by the way?

One iffy decision over 180 mins?In Europe? The jammy bastards!

at brummie bastards indignation at the ref and the hatchet job on the ref not quite going to plan as Keane nips it in the bud by agreeing with the referee.

I'd have sent Rio Ferdinand off on three counts. One, he's a thick cunt. Two, impersonating a camel's face and three, his 'ironic' clapping in the ref face at the end.

You start the procedure sitting, then finish by standing.

Here's a couple for Essembee, knock yersel oot wor kid.

That's the bugger!

Clive "That night in Barcelona" Tyldsley?

I can imagine serious from SKY today, haven't seen any of it, what I saw from the 1st leg was cringeworthy enough. Good game to watch, two big clubs no doubt but fuck off with the 'World stopping to watch' shit, man!

Do you have a back garden, Fish? I thought you'd need at least a £500K mortgage just to have a place with a small garden down there?

The hype around this game is getting on my tits a bit.

Poor Fish, it'll be reduced to simply 'cock', next.

Could murder an Indian, like, but not in an Amritsar way. I had a lovely, simple mushroom omlette with a few frozen garden peas thrown in. Had some of this..... ......poured on and it just goes great with an omlette.

Someone mentioned Stan Seymour and that was a good shout as Seymour played in NUFC sides that won the FA cup and league title, he was an influential Chairman in our fifties cup winning heyday and was known as 'Mr Newcastle'. Colin Veitch was from Heaton, played for us and captained us to three league titles and an FA cup, also played for England. He was active in the very early days of the players Union. Billy McCracken was in the same very successful side as Veitch, a Northern Ireland international defender who mastered the art of the old offside rule so well that goals started to dry up in our games before others tried to copy Billy's methods which eventually lead to the FA changing the offside rule. Goals began to flow once the change was made although a season or so later Bradford City bucked the trend by having a miserly defence. They were managed by a newly retired ex-NUFC player called W.McCackren. Peter McWilliam made up this trio of our best players in the best football team in England before the 1st World War. McWilliam was known as 'Peter the Great' and was a Scottish international when this was a boast. Another Scot, Jimmy Howie, played for us during this period of success where we somehow avoided being one of the few clubs to have done the league and cup double by losing the final v Everton after winning the league. From 1904 to 1910 we won three titles, one FA cup and were runners up twice. (L-R) McCracken in Irish shirt and cap, Veitch in England shirt and Jimmy Howie in Scotland's rosebery shirt. Peter McWilliam Well before our times but 'if you know your history' etc. Every Newcastle United fan should be aware or informed of these men and their achievements and our clubs too.

@NJS, she'd had nothing to eat, was cold and didn't feel too great. It's my hunch that this is the trigger that set it off fwiw.