Howmanheyman

He's now having a long rest.

MLF supporting other club as his club doesn't satisfy his needs but still has the hardwired instinct to display his mackemness. ✅

The fact he'd lived so long has definitely cushioned the blow

I would've thought he was long dead?

This music follows CT around in the background.

The security bloke when the fantastic support which he's never seen the likes of before left to go to another bar.....

Five-a-side doesn't count. This kid has time on his side to do Quinny and big Philippe justice.

"Herr Fuhrer, according to our intelligence the mackems are playing a couple of friendlies away from home." "It's alright, it'll probably just be another game like Gateshead at the international stadium where they might even get beat again." "Herr Fuhrer, it's..... it's a friendly in Alicante against a Spanish mid table second tier club." "For fucks sake! This changes absolutely everything! How are we supposed to compete when they're arranging European glamour friendlies like this?! Get on the phone to Riyadh and arrange the sale of NUFC immediately!"

Gerrin!!!!

About fucking time we got a player with a tache again!

They can swivel.

I f I was ever to walk into a brothel or some kind of sex shop and someone put a camera in my face and saying, 'HMHM, have you been invited here? It's Tyne Tees news, why are you here?' I think I might just try to emulate Liz Truss's blank, mute, grin face and see if by some absolute miracle I would get away with it? Mrs HMHM: "I saw you on Tyne Tees going into that brothel but you didn't say anything and were just smiling so it's probably nothing to worry about?"

Alternatively; "Hoo, Sinbad! Two beers on horseback, please."

"I've got a little black book of NUFC contacts from Billy Askew to Mickey Quinn, from Lee Bowyer to Nobby Solano and everyone in between. If it's happened at NUFC, then I've got an ex-player quote on tap. Up there for thinking, wor kid, doon there for dancing. Lol. Laters "

Just after that was filmed he turned around and said 'have you got a problem, mag?' and the mag singing it then started stuttering, mumbled something about banter, said sorry and walked away with his head down.

I was rushed for time as I was posting.

Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool."

"I’m imagining a lot of happy people And most of you are with someone you love Well you are the lucky ones All over the world there are Lots of people who are alone tonight I imagine most of us have been in that situation At some time or another I know I have Recently I heard a most beautiful song, with a Dynamic lyric that really expresses This feeling of loneliness It means a lot to me personally And I’d like to share it with you I think you’ll see what I mean.... 🎶....Take the ribbon from my hair Shake it loose and let it fall Layin' soft against your skin Like the shadows on the wall Come and lay down by my side 'Til the early morning light All I'm taking is your time Help me make it through the night.... 🎵

Samuel Allardycio might be worth a shout or Esteban Brucio? I seem to recall they were highly rated, (by others) when they were with us.

He mightn't be a cunt, but he is a fat cunt.

@Alex, @Renton. (Can't remember which one is his biggest fan?)

CT blatantly set up some kids goal where Stan had to score a goal from a penalty and when it hit the net CT would pull some string and some sheet with 'SCS SALE NOW ON!' would descend from the crossbar.