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A lot of people seem to be mentally handicapped when it comes to parking. It's as if they just can't mentally grasp the fact that they could park a couple of hundred yards from their destination and walk from there.

RIP

Has Chez got out of the wrong side of the before this morning?

They did but we've an away goal and we've seen we can get in behind them, the tie isn't necessarily over. Meanwhile the Mackems can watch on as we go at it hammer and tongs a couple of days before the derby. But you knew all this by my post, Chez.

You can tell where CT lives, mind.

That was hard to take, two one on ones missed, post hit twice, two complete fuck ups out of the blue by Taylor and Santon. The big winner from tonight has to be the Mackems.

"Dying and praying for us to kick off"

"Coppers are bastards" Not a text from Essembee but from my pal who's over there.

Why are ITV 4 talking about Chelsea and Spurs games? Where is the ex-NUFC man in the studio? Gus Poyet and Chris Coleman for our game? Why? Why am I surprised? FUCK OFF ITV!

Anyone else would say 'settee' or 'sofa'. 'Corner Group' CT: "Hi, I'm CT and I've stopped standing in corners for three months, one week and two days." Group Leader: "Let's all welcome CT to the Corner Group, everyone. One step at a time, CT, one step at a time"

Very jealous of anyone going. Could've had a ticket as well which is annoying as I went to Brugge and didn't get in, this time I can't go as I can't leave the missus alone for two days. enjoy!

Fulham is a twat of a game if you need points even at home. If you look at the percentage of their away wins in the PL then their PL away wins up here I'd be pretty surprised if the former was greater than the latter. People just expect us to beat them, there's no atmosphere of any kind, their fans that do come up are just so inoffensive and it's almost like they just sleepwalk a decent result against us.

Maybe you're just anxious that Moyes hasn't signed a new contract, Andy?

To be fair when we're visiting he'll sometimes point out some of their headlines/writing and call them 'Arseholes' his favourite putdown remark.

Someone wants fucked for that headline. There's innocent kids in that picture who are dead and that's their headline? Horrible. My Dad sometimes reads it. (He hates the Tories and is a likeable bloke, is working class and genuinely doesn't like racism either. Maybe it's a pensioner thing?)

CT on any given day.

"Technical middle class Percentage of population 6% Average age 52 This is a small, distinctive and prosperous new class group: People in this group tend to mix socially with people similar to themselves They prefer emerging culture, such as using social media, to highbrow culture such as listening to classical music Many people in this group work in research, science and technical occupations They tend to live in suburban locations, often in the south east of England They come from largely middle class backgrounds" Does this mean I'm going for a pint with Gemmill, then? There's a fair bit in there that doesn't match up, mind. If that's the kid who won 'come dancing' then yes I have. He's his double.

I expect it to be tight again, however we've got into a good habit of not losing to these. Di Canio might not be aware of it but their players and fans most definitely are. My main worry is how much the Benfica game will affect us.

Fuck of PDC! Oh what can it mean, To a sad Fascist bastard And a Shit Mackem team.

Who do you think you are kidding Paolo DC? We all know you're fascist scum, We're the Geordie boys from the Milburn and the Leazes, We're the Geordie boys and you're going to fucking hate us! So who do you think you are kidding Paolo DC? We all know you're fascist scum!

Paolo Di Canio! He's a facist, you know! Likes Mussolini, His cock is teeny.