Howmanheyman

Have Mr & Mrs Eats rated the food yet?

Kevin Ball was passionate. So was MoN. So was Terry Butcher and Monkeys heed. Am seeing a pattern emerging here, like.

Do you remember when you laughed at the idea our crowds were bigger than yours? Care to expand on that one again? Can you tell me who first mentioned the British Army in this thread supposedly about Fraser Forster and Scottish football? Was it a Mag? Was a Rangers fan incognito? Or was it you?

Can you answer the plastic question, please?

I got my Anzi tickets from what looked like a temporary room on the Gallowgate, Chez. That's not it surely?

@sowhatthefuckareyousupposedtodonowthenmanforfuckssake#%isthisaurl&%?

I've noticed this around the stadium, ticket office, shop etc. Where's the new ticket office, now?

Aye, you're spot on like all old firm fans. We just can't handle the truth can we?

I was on it a day then just closed the account, Stevie.

You can see stripes on the back therefore I'm saying fake, unfortunately.

Trying to talk to you, son, it's a bit like a broken pencil. Pointless.

"Playing under plastic epl fans which without a doubt have less passion than ours do" :lol: Coming from a perma-trophy winning club who gather fans from all over Scotland based on success and religion!! (Glory hunting I think they call it). What's plastic about our support you absolute fucking goon? "He'll probably be playing second fiddle to someone" Not if he's the best keeper he wont. "Terrible match atmospheres which there is never at Celtic" :lol: Aye, it's fucking jumping whenever you see Celtic fans at Parkhead on Sports Saturday match reports sitting quietly picking their noses knowing the empty green plastic seat next to them wont mind. "Europa league evey few years though we get European football most years and we got knocked out in February in the champions league mere 6 months after the champions league started AND finished above who your playing today in the Europa league in our group." Aye, wish we had a bye into Europe every year.

Why was I not informed of this sooner?!! :lol: (Panama) hats off so far, people.

Caught a bit of the Huw Edwards on the BBC interviewing David Mellor, Johnathon Aitken and someone else (I forget who). Eulogies tripped from their (slimy) tongues and you think, hang on, Mellors an absolute cunt, apparently changed from a Fulham fan to a Chelsea as his big mate and soon to be PM, John Major liked Chelsea, he had an affair when married and eventually resigned in 1992. Aitken threatened to sue the the press and World in Action for libel when they claimed he had stayed at the Ritz hotel paid for by the Saudis in an arms scam. He claimed his Wife had stayed there instead and when he did go ahead and sue the Guardian and Granada TV it turned out Aitken had been telling porkies after all. He got 18 months for perjury. Edwards should have said after Aitken's Thatcher memories, 'Now, Johnathon, is that the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?' Fucking self serving wankers the vast majority of them, Thatchers people down to a tee.

Here's my own touching tribute just to balance things in the interest of fairness. Goodbye 6bells Rose Though he never knew you at all He had the grace to make a twat of himself While David Mellor crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They said she's a Witch And you said you knew their game And it seems to me you lived your life With your morals in the bin Never knowing what to cling to When the truth set in And I would have killed to tell you But I was just a kid My interest burned out long before Your shit craic ever did

Nice to also see some fat Tory Toad who I've never heard of but who must have done this country some special service as he's been made a Knight of the Realm trying to make a point of order and being told he'd dropped a bollock by the Speaker.

Absolutely superb speech by Jackson and glad she recognises the selfishness that is creeping back with the horror show that is the Tory leadership.

Great read, Tooj.

Poor kids got his head down as he's just realised what they meant by him being 'just like Paul Scholes'.

Weehsze keyes are theyese!

Was just thinking that too. "UEFA respects all colours, creeds, religions and personal sexualities. (Gingers excepted of course)."

Those Agents told Wise, Jimenez, Dewick and Mike they'd definitely see us alright once they got their new glasses.

You've just ruined PL's day with that putdown you absolute bitch, you.