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It wouldn't surprise me if the mackems don't win again this season either, especially if Sessegnon is now out of the running.

Nice to see that despite being being considerably richer than me, Paolo Di Canio's honeymoon lasted two weeks just like mine did.

Moog and looneytoon. 6Bells and Banshee. I would've said MT and Andrew a while back but not so much now. Dadoon and NICK-KIELCE-POLAND.

You know how there was a thread on here called, 'Brigette Phillipson, MP'? Is there one on RTG called, 'Dorothy Brooke'?

He's a cockney. (Judging by his voice!)

On the morning of the derby in an uncanny and almost eerily way, (looking back with hindsight), I caught a bit of the Kaiser Chiefs singing 'I predict a riot'. When I saw the aftermath at the Central Station and remembered hearing this song on the radio I got all goosepimply.

QPR cutting costs already starting with 'arry?

Bit of a gut on me then!

Ketsbaia's then young daughter walked into the mens bogs in Zorbas just as I was about to unzip and unleash the beast. Not sure if she spoke English and she was little more than a toddler but after I got her out of the bogs I had visions of Ketsbaia trying to lace my nappa like an advertising hoarding after getting the wrong end of the stick!

I couldn't believe for a minute that it wasn't butter.

Maybe Ashley shouldn't have sacked Hughton, then? Unless you think Hughton would be as bad as Pardew with the current crop?

"Which one's CT?" "Me." "You're a Cunt." "Really?" "Just kidding, CT."

"Fancy working for Mike Ashley, Rafa?"

For fuck sake, I had a look at this thread expecting some insight into Udinese Football Club and I see this shite?

Love the fashion of a black & white shirt being covered by a purple tracka top with mustard yellow collar as well the hairstyle. Good job he could play.

'Monsters Inc' at the Silverlink with my youngest who was feeling left out as her sis was allowed to go swimming with her mates by herself but she wasn't. (£5 for the two of us! The ice cream was dearer!)

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Love that avatar, mate.

Whenever your lass is 'out of action' get her to give you oral sex like mine always doesn't.

In Boldon it is beans and erdinger.

Why? Are they fit?

Nein! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X025eqSXo

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In Germany I'm Johann, in England I am John.

Has your Wife left you? Drink problem? Anger issues? (Hey, just a stab in the dark, you might just be a wum).