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Didn't realise he had a tasty daughter. If she needs a hand looking I'm available all day thursday.

Damned by the King of cool! It must be over 13 years since I bought a NUFC shirt, I bought a retro shirt last year, (I love it even though I've only worn it about 3-4 times max). BUT!! Newcastle United supporter showing an interest in the new shirt? What the fuck is the matter with me?

I can confirm this. Ben Arfa's Clothes hook is wonky and needs screwed in properly and Cabaye doesn't like sitting next to the door as it's drafty. Tim Krul wants a space away from Rob Elliot as he's a bit too 'clingy' and starstruck and keeps asking Tim if he'll go to Nando's in the Metrocetntre as it's 'really fab'.

Luke Edwards is a small balding kid with blonde hair and a London/South-East accent. Alan Oliver and Brian Mcnally are Mackems despite the latters 'Celtic' fan patter.

It looks shit. No surprise there then. How hard is it to do a decent black & white striped shirt?

Big Ron likes this.

I bet there was fucking hell on in Andrew's house when his Mam once gave him beans on toast using ASDA beans not Heinz and ASDA orange juice rather than Sunny D.

He's just your average all -American Durham, clean-living, volvic-drinking NHS guy, J69.

LM faces up to another days exile from Toontastic.

Gemmill and Cath from the piss up thread.

Gene learns Percy Main got beat in their Pin Point Recruitment Northern Alliance game.

Brock Brock in his garden watering the plants.

Well I was at the same match anyway, I think. That really is disturbing, Chez.

ChezGiven. (Probably looks fuck all like him but that's how I imagine him).

Paddocklad (relaxing back home after another grueling Euro away trip).

Stevie Derek Accorah

LBT Aeris

Boris Johnson Gemmill

Captain Mainwaring CT

The players need a hefty kick up the arse as much as Pardew does if you ask me. You hear the word passion which is all and good but you also need sound common sense. It doesn't need someone standing on a touchline to tell you there's a bloke running free from you into space.

It wouldn't surprise me if the mackems don't win again this season either, especially if Sessegnon is now out of the running.

Nice to see that despite being being considerably richer than me, Paolo Di Canio's honeymoon lasted two weeks just like mine did.

Moog and looneytoon. 6Bells and Banshee. I would've said MT and Andrew a while back but not so much now. Dadoon and NICK-KIELCE-POLAND.