Howmanheyman

Same as it was when I switched! I had Talktalk for my internet for over a year and it was absolute, utter gash. I'm paying a fiver more for bt fibre optic and it's much better and now I've got this as a Brucie's bonus. As for my erm, 'package', well wor lass says it's priceless and like an onion, it can bring tears to her eyes.

Aye, think I read somewhere that Man U fans were planning to do the same for Sir Alex every game in the 97th minute.

Didn't he used to fawn over Kieron Dyer when he worked for the Journal? Was quite a crush he had on Dyer, was definitely wanting to be bezzie mates.

I've only just changed to BT recently so that's me signed up for the channel formally known as ESPN free of charge which I wasn't expecting when I changed. "Nice"

Poor little bastard thought it had a lovely home and a new life away from the Pet Shop for years to come.

WHERE'S THE BUDGIE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD?!

"Hi, I'm CT and here's a photograph of what I'm eating."

I wonder if Barbara Hewson would feel as strongly if her nine year old daughter only had Hall's digits inserted into her rather than a full blown rape? I mean, what's a few digits for fuck sake?

Ask Dave Sexton, Ron Atkinson etc, Busby must've been a millstone around their necks. Fergie came in a decade plus after he left by which time Busby was a memory and they were desperate.

CT answered Shane and Sylvain until he realised the question wasn't 'Which players make you hard?'

Good shout! You don't hear a lot of her now. Very good looking woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jom1HpaTmds&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ&index=37 Away to Leicester, Steve Carney scores.

I really hope they can crumble to mediocrity but twenty years success and money goes a long way, ask Liverpool.

So can Monroe Transfer, you've no monopoly on that, Cath.

Let's also hope their crowd revert to type and shit themselves and transmit all their worries to their players.

No 25 yard goals today I hope.

Him sticking his leg out to poke in a goal at Filbert Street in our 3-2 win on our first game after promotion in front a big away support going mental. If you're a Geordie it doesn't get much better than that, especially coming from Blyth Spartans to NUFC. Too young to be there but it looked fucking great on Northern Life on the Monday.

Carnt understand people who make deliberate spelling mistakes. ??

Only 55, played in the side when I first got into this mental club of ours. (No mug to put it mildly). RIP

Didn't he have Tevez and Mascherano foisted on him? Who honestly believes these players were signed by him? Maybe the two wise men should've thought, 'this is the way we want to go, is Pardew the man to coach young foreign talent?'.

The players and the manager take some blame no doubt as does some rotten luck, however the buck stops at Ashley/Llambias I'm afraid. The latter in particular clearly relished the praise last season and played up himself and Ashley being hardnosed and tough to negotiate with. Giving an eight year contract to Pardew was complete folly particularly for a man who wants people to be 'hungry' for a job.

Going to bed, sleeping, getting up later on, going to work. I'm officially pissed off.

I was telling a kid at work I used to wear a tea cosy on my head and do an impression of Jamiraquai dancing when I was pissed after hearing one of his songs on the radio. Kid hadn't a clue who he was.

P.s. I hate posting from a phone!