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Howmanheyman

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  1. That loud bang you just heard was another CT sized nail driving into your acme-credibility-Pardew-misgivings-MKII coffin.
  2. Although I jacked Facebook in I'm afraid J69 will be horrified to know I still get shitfaced on occasions. Next week I promise I'll look into cutting down. On a side note, does asda do it's own brand of mineral water?
  3. I jacked it in a good while ago to be fair to J69.
  4. Everton? No money and rivals of his dream club? I'd be very surprised, Jon. I'd say there's more chance he'd come here and I doubt that would happen either.
  5. Pathetic comments re getting beat 4-0 and not caring and wishing we don't get in Europe. Then again, they're just words. He also says he loves the cup and will 'really attack it' but fucks around with the team. PL gets it right, he's just a symptom of the problem.
  6. Kicking myself for bottling out of putting a tenner on Wigan after Tyldsley told me the odds on kick off. Just had a little feeling they'd do it as well, what a silly, stupid, good looking lad with a good sense of humour I am.
  7. I too have had my fingers in many pies and really enjoyed the ladies sighs. I don't watch the Apprentice though so that's it from me.
  8. So that's Swansea and Wigan winning the cups. Fucking seething at Pardew's cup selections and results then and now.
  9. As Stevie Wonder once said, 'Isn't she lovely?'
  10. Knowing my luck if I fell into all those breasts I'd come out sucking my thumb.
  11. Christmas Tree, Christmas Tree, Ridicule is nothing to be scared of Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop loving Fergie, telling us he's handsome.
  12. I clicked on that link. OH MY FUCKING GOD! You bad man.
  13. I love the look of determination on his face as he slides under the truck. What a guy!
  14. Nah, nothing in particular, your name just popped into my head for some reason, that's all.
  15. They'll find out how to contact me. No way way, Jose.
  16. 'Your ip address will be visible if you edit' No thanks.
  17. Fraser Forster. Will be his first signing.
  18. Unfortunately Robert never noticed Punter 4 from Bootle dipping his pocket as he asked Punter 3 for directions.
  19. That reminds me of the time when Shrek Rooney went into Burgerking and asked for two 'Whoppers'. The kid serving then told him he was not only good looking but his hairstyle was fucking mint. My hondacrackas have a picture of the Koh-i-noor on the front. (It's a gem).
  20. Lovejoy, Owen and Ferdinand are the stand-out cunts although Mcmanaman I've always found to have a sneering disrespect for NUFC which bubbles just under the surface.
  21. As for CT, what a refreshing change reading an opening post from your good self and finding the information to be of actual use. Well done you!
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