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After watching those two videos I can only imagine the cute looking Miss Laverne gives an awesome blow job as the songs themselves were a parcel of shite.

"Yes of course. I've liked this club for a long time, I like what they do," he told Canal+. "The boss has left but they have appointed a very good successor and he did some good things with Everton. "They are always well played among the big clubs. Yes for sure, it would be an interesting challenge." Monaco and PSG have also been reported to be chasing Cabaye, but he says he is unaware of any interest from his homeland. "I have no direct contact with anyone; maybe my agents are currently in the know. "As for me, I am here listening. I like England as well. I will need to look at the situation but you never know." I'd be quite happy for Man U to stump up the cash or failing that Moyes to make a statement to Canal+ or even Canal- that he's not interested in Cabaye as he's not been good enough.

I'll be ready to doff my cap to the first promotion of a kit that has a pose similar to the jumper-man like the old catalogues used to have rather than the side-on moody glare to the camera that they all do now.

Nothing wrong with that line of thinking either in my opinion. What will the next potential sponsor think if his company/brand is associated with tat? When Wonga fuck off maybe another sponsor will think twice and we'll replace like for like, not that most football clubs will give a fuck I suppose but it might just cost them in the long run.

Drove to work on Wednesday about teatime, lovely day, some lovely sights to see then I got to work and there happens to be some females where I work on a permanent nightshift, well, the contrast was similar from this...... to this........ .......in the space of ten minutes.

I'm presuming you're happy with your career and walked into it fully accepting the odd Christmas shift? I'm sure professional footballers are quite happy to put up with a training session on Christmas day and a game on Boxing day as well. Since March last year I've been stuck working every single Sunday and every other Saturday and to say I'm sick of it is an understatement especially as they turned into permanent nightshifts last September. Then again, I'm not arsed in the slightest about my job and also have two little things that call me Daddy who'd like to see a bit more of me and like to see me looking awake and not being Mr Grumpy. Horses for courses I suppose.

You need to have a serious think about this. I don't think your lifestyle will allow for continental shifts and at your age why make sacrifices to happiness for the sake of a job? It's fucked with my life for nearly 20 years. I'm looking at doing something different as well but with a more positive outcome to my social and family life as a consequence, hopefully. Good luck whatever you do!

'pre-season', yes. 'off-season', no.

I really, seriously, don't want to hear a fucking peep about finishing tenth or wherever this year. I would however like them to state we aim to play our strongest side available for the cup games and emphasise that this is the Club's priority for the season to the players and all concerned as to be frank I'm fucking sick of seeing other fans having their day in the sun whilst we clock up yet another year since we won something. It's a fucking disgrace a club of our size has went as long without silverware and putting up with abject mediocrity and I've absolutely no confidence at all that these chumps in charge will do anything to change this anytime soon.

Wasn't going on holiday this year as we've a lot on in the house and we've probably left it too late................ ........until today when I got my hols confirmed at work and in a rare 'Life's too short' moment have booked a Villa in Cyprus for about 8 weeks time. P.S. (Just for good measure).

4 (FOUR!) /10 That has to be comfortably the worst I've ever done on any football quiz by some distance, sleepy or not!

What?

Louise Taylor fizzing at the slit over a Sunderland manager. We've been here before haven't we?

Are you not allowed to have a drink at these places? I'd have thought it was compulsory watching a lot of acts. Genuinely seen funnier blokes at work/in a bar/club.

That's a pretty crap shift but it's hardly a killer in the sleep stakes, just have an hour to yourself if that when you get in and make the most of your day before work. (Obviously the closer you get to 'making a move' to go to work the more pissed off you'll get).

My mate had use of his works van when I was about 18 and three of us would sometimes go for a drive about for something to do and obviously have the radio on. Ten O'Clock and his show and voice coming on the radio was a 'fuck it, lets call it a day' moment as we just couldn't stand the twat. We decided he was ginger without ever seeing him. We were right. Anyway, one of these nights on our little mystery tours in the van we were driving near Walker Graveyard on Scrogg Road when my pal pulls over and asks this old dear where 'Deep Throat Avenue was?' as we were pissing ourselves laughing. "Eee, not sure hinny, it rings a bell" she replied as me and my other pal were laughing into our sleeves. She then said, "Eeee, there's our Malcolm, he might know. MALCOLM! MALCOLM! C'mere, son!". She called him Malcolm but in actual fact he was King fucking Kong and you could have rested a breakfast tray on his brow above the eyes. I wonder what his face was like when his Mam asked him where 'deep throat avenue' was as he watched a van screeching away to safety in the distance.

Did he 'whip out his whatsit'?

Poor bastard, even when they win they lose.

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, then it generally is shit. That shirt is shit. Didn't expect any different to be fair.

You go for it, Gloomy, kidda!

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Neither would Stevie Wonder.

Climbing in dangerous circumstances. Setting a hut on fire. jumping out of derelict building upstairs windows onto old mattresses. Avoiding gluesniffers to have a game of football. Playing chicken with my mates by knocking on strangers doors and asking if I could use their bog 'for a shite'. Getting chased off the 'Watchie' and his alsation round derelict houses getting renovated by the council. Off the top of my head those, they'll be a load more but I've stuff to do in the house and I'm getting 'the look' off my missus.

Not me I'm afraid.