Howmanheyman

Had a look at the Chronicle today whilst visiting an old Auntie. Had a quick look. Jesus his written work and style is fucking minging.

What a fucking Goon.

It's got the feel of 2008-09 all over and we really don't need that again, do we? I long for the day we are a Mike Ashley free club.

Maybe Ryder did a 'work experience' week at the Ronny Gill but never went back to school and nobody realised? When you fall short of the Alan Oliver benchmark you know you're bad.

As this is a Newcastle United message board I'd put NUFC related questions in like memories of games v us good and bad?

"Yohan! Yohan Kebab! Salad and Chilli Sauuuce!" If that doesn't get sung at games I'll be disappointed with our support to be quite frank.

Anyone getting a shirt with Kebab on the back? (As opposed to normally getting it on the front?)

"Tough starts to season for Man City, West Ham and Fulham. All facing Joe Kinnear in August." PaddyPower.

I'm considering this idea myself as my Missus has mobility problems that have deteriorated a bit over the last few years, but three things are putting me off: 1. I hate wasting money 2. It smacks of laziness 3. CT and Gemmill have either done it or thought about doing it. So I guess wor lass will just have to struggle on. (I'll just have to do it when I've time/on a rest days).

Whilst all Mags are fuming and journalists are speculating, while other clubs fans are laughing, while most players will be bewildered, Mike Ashley and Derek Lambese will be sat there with satisfied grins at another job well done. Any publicity for them and by association his company is good news and a bit of fan outrage is usually the quickest way to generate it. Kinnear is just one of the many symptoms. Ashley is the cancer of our club.

I'd give you a few tips on keeping your treadmill in good order and saving maintenance but don't think that'll be an issue for you. Welcome back, CT.

Maybe his cock is more 'Ladbrokes pen' than 'Jumbo sausage'?

@yourservice as well with the straight jacket, man. :lol:

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Why do you think he does these cheap ten year deals? He buys the fans off as he knows you won't get full houses forever with the mediocrity his methods bring.

"You don't know how nasty we can be." Nasty or stupid, maybe both, either way these two Cretins are absolutely stinking our club out, (despite what purgatory-1000 says), and have stank the place out from day one really. Our club has been morally devalued and we are in effect a two bob bit Club thanks to their running of the Club and the petty decisions like this they continually make. Apart from the very odd cup game where I feel the team have needed my support more than Ashley's needed my money I've never been back since one of his (many) bad decisions in disbanding the Leazes Corner through (again), selfish reasons. He's a cunt in my opinion and it pains me we are lumbered with him and his fucking gobshite lackeys.

Getting evicted from level 7.

AP: "Mike, I just dahnt unnastan' it. I fawt we was tight, I fawt we was foreva for anavva eight year, you and me? Was it samfing what I said?" Mike: "Dahnt worry, Alan my old Sahn, you're job is sife as 'ouses. Old man Joe's just ere to show them keegan lavvers oose boss, innit? Eese ere nah, you two are going to get on like an 'ouse on fire. Camoan in Joe! Say hello to Al." JFK: "Which ones Pardew?" AP: "Me." JFK: "You're a cu..............."

There's been one or two on here over the years and obviously elsewhere as well, Tooj.

He called llambias 'David' on ssn so it's a promising start.

"We've admitted making mistakes in the past" .....present and future.

Wow! First we get back our 'historic had-them-for-nine-years gates' then we potentially get JFK 'you're a cunt' back all in the same week. Thanks Mike and thanks Wonga!

Again, I didn't specifically refer to you 'blowing smoke up his arse' as I've already stated. As PL says, you've mentioned people accusing him of 'evil intentions' when you were the only one to use this phrase. If you want me to be specific about a point you made about the loan, (I can't remember seeing a request from yourself that you only wanted to discuss any loans and everything else was off limits, by the way), then him paying off existing debts and debts which increased under his ownership and leadership which we as a club have now been saddled with as well, makes financial sense, surely? What was he going to to do? Lose his money altogether or keep it going? Would you pay a mortgage with interest if you had the assets to just pay it off? He just protected the investment. The general point which I have the right to make if I wish, (wasn't you who told Moog "and that is quite within your rights mate" when he called Ashley a 'cunt'?), is that he has a history of petulance and lies and it's hard to look past this whenever he does something that appears sensible and for the good of the Club or the support. If someone slaps you around the head on a regular basis but every now and then offers to buy you a pint only a fucking idiot would say 'Well I didn't agree with those slaps but you've admitted making mistakes so thanks so much for this pint'. "ALBATROSS!!!! ALBATROSS!!"

......innear. Careful now, you'll get an albatross round your neck with that type of patter.

And while I'm on, Dick Wad, what's your thoughts on the brilliant move to give us back our 'historic' gates, eh? Llambias' patter, man! (And sell-out Hall's as well for that matter), Everytime they talk, shit just spews forth. "Let's give them a bit of fackan toffee, Wonga. Old man John Haw'ls fahnd sam gates that belonged at the grahnd, they'll fackan lahve that!"