Howmanheyman

Well done! "......And what a disguise!" Major John Smith - Richard Burton

Died not too long ago, was fit as fuck in her day. "......And what a disguise!" Major John Smith

No takers? Answer coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..........

I see Ken Dodd pegged it last night. (Did he!?) No, Doddy.

They reckon Bruce Forsyth hasn't got long left. (Four months!?) Higher, higher! (Seven?!) Lower! Lower!

A smash robot?

And the back.... Who needs to photoshop at the end of the day?

CT's new penis extenders?

Could've picked a less flattering, (and harder to guess) pic but I'd feel guilty as she was lush and seemed sooo nice with it.

These photoshop people are genuises, mind.

They're off Hollyoaks. (No, I've no idea either but it's going in here).

What JawD says!

Stunning looking lass, although thick as two short planks I think. Currently going out with a reality 'star'. (Michelle Keegan, not me!)

I surely can't be the only one suppressing the urge to reply that part of Cat's post? (enjoy your hols!)

Isn't she a baddie on Star Trek?

There's a ginger cat walks round my fence, it's definitely been here before if reincarnation is real, like.

It's no stretch of the imagination to say CT has probably 'pebble dashed' his bog on many an occasion after some rank home brew, burger and beans is it?

"Au-fuckin'-contraire, asshole! The pussies are gaggin' for some Ginger lovin' you twat!"

You big Jessie, I've had spelks that hurt more than your back does.

What if another cat crawls underneath your cat whilst your cat enters through your flap, Odysseus style? Homer 1 -0 Techy Flap

He's been given an 'inside story'. Doesn't automatically mean he's been given a brown envelope at a Tyneside multi story car park sometime around midnight last night by Mike 'deep throat' Ashley.

For some reason I can imagine Fish saying that in a Donald Sinden accent.

CT!.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ689162bR8 Didn't a 'club insider' make sure some journalist was made aware that KK was wanting to sign Thierry Henry, Zinedine Zidane, Zico, Socrates, Wayne Rooney and any other outlandish transfer you could think of about the time that situation kicked off? These club insiders seem to have a habit of stirring the shit in favour of the hierarchy whenever there's a contentious issue, mind.