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He was up for it, but just didn't have the time as he had to get up sharp for training the next day.

As Gemmill says I want to be beholden to nobody but the bulls knacka who looks at me in the mirror of a morning. (Also I'd have to do something other than use the house for money as the Wife would be too windy about losing it).

In all seriousness I am looking at doing something myself as I really can't stand being dictated to anymore regards to unsociable shift patterns/holidays and all the other bollocks that comes with working at a manufacturing plant/factory and all the managers doing paper excercises to keep themselves in a job. I want out as 20 years is too much already and it's getting worse not better.

JFK getting rid of one of CT's 'purple players' after CT goes out on a limb and stands JFK's corner on here? What a cunt.

Been thinking of doing something different for a while now. Might start my own online dating site as a new business but obviously would need to have it's own little niche in that market a la 'uniformdating.com'. Was thinking along the lines of 'meetthroughthetoiletbowl.com'. What do you all think?

You too?

Power! How long could you stream/browse before the battery started getting low? Maybe Tooj justs wants a canny little DAB radio for listening while he's in soaking in the bath? (He's got a bad back hasn't he?)

£97.5M plus the £284M we owe to Mike when we popped round for a cuppa at his Buckinghamshire flat and asked him for a sub. Good old Mike said 'no bother, Geordie my old son' and we said we'd 'see him alright when we got our new glasses.'

Dan Gosling, "I never asked Mike Ashley to sign me." Bought on a clause, not on skill or a need, bought with a hope he would be ok after his injury. Got him for zip so took a chance. He'd end up with headphones on at somewhere like Charlton v Gillingham for Sky sports Saturday but as an ex-player for a North-East club it's unlikely.

Nobody will buy Gosling.

I couldn't tell you a mumford and sons song and have no idea what a yurt is but am still enjoying this thread in what is a quiet TT summer period it has to be said.

It's ok apart from the blue stripes, the sponsor and the huge patch on the back. So it's basically shit then.

" I think, nar, am canny sure that the minastroanie soup should be before the skins, like, but hey, I'm just a cutting edge journalist on the 'United beat' as my old Mentor, Olly would say. You put the skins first if you want, wor kid."

I wouldn't trust Ryder to write out todays lunch specials on a blackboard outside a Wallsend greasy spoon let alone a biography.

He's doing quite a few Michael Owen pieces at the minute, here's a quick glimpse..... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/michael-owen-reflects-sadness-shock-4749252 (If anyone's bothered).

Well if he's good enough for Mark Hughes he's good enough for, wait, hang on......... .......Meet the boss, Eric. Mark 'Sparky' Hughes the player; Cunt. Mark 'Sparky' Hughes the Manager; Still a cunt.

Ah but you're not a typical woman, (how many post on here, for a start!)

It's a woman thing. Wife thinks people falling down is absolutely hilarious and therefore thinks Miranda is funny. Like LTB's description of a BBC London-centric by the way.

Still think Obertan and Rob Elliot were Pardew signings. Maybe we should fuck Kinnear off and bring back KK as a DOF as he had a good knack of seeing a potentially good player.

Abbeycentre. Never heard that name for a while. I bought our new 'greenalls barcode' shirt in the Abbeycentre.

pretty sure adidas didn't want to continue with us rather than being outbid by puma as I remember reading a quote from an adidas spokesman more or less saying as much. The point about Chelsea getting that deal because of their success is my point as well! Anyway, the perception of our club is definitely lessened under Ashley.