Howmanheyman

You forgot the 20 concubines, obviously.

Seing as the T and N aren't close to each other I'd say that 'Bertie' was typed accidently-on-purpose. CT, have a word with yersel man! RIP

Somewhere our good Lord is indeed weeping.

I wonder how much they're getting off HP? Should be a fucking boatload seeing as they're taking up most of that change kit and the home shirt HP logo isn't small either.

Aye. A quick slosh out or they'll smell. Do you not you lazy get?

Anyone else have a Wife who ALWAYS puts the lids back on empty bottles/jars etc so you have to unscrew them all before giving them a rinse then re-cycling them?

Part of me agrees, part of me then sees these two jokers in the background..... .....And I start to worry.

"Hang on, 6th! Aye, definitely getting 6th coming through." (You need that pic as your avatar, Stevie).

It's ok but it's nee Byker bank on a foggy day.

Is that Ginger pussy a metaphor for anyone in particular, Gemmill? /WishesIcouldputpanamahatonit

Took 'wind down Wednesday' a bit too far myself.

Puts hairs on your chest. Lovely sup.

It's uncanny, how on earth do you know him so well?

Ant/ewerk, you definitely get ripped off over there and not just with food! Any trade jobs, sparky/building etc always seems to be more expensive than what you'd expect to pay over here going from experience of what friends and relatives say.

Talking some Tommy Tit with talksport.

Stottie with chips. Best. Chip. Sarnie. Ever.

Thank God for butchers and saveloy dips. About £1.30 for delicious saveloy minus skin, warm with pease pudding, stuffing and mustard.

Any relatives who ever came over here from N.Ireland always loved stuff from our bakers greggs or not and loved sausages/bacon with stottie. Have to say I've no recollection of any bakers over there but they always said they were shit by comparison. P.s As an aside, greggs have killed a load of independent bakers over here which is a real shame as there used to be a lot of good choice and now you've a fucking generic greggs whatever and that's your whack.

He was up for it but saw a fat ginger out of the corner of his eye and went from being like a baby's arm holding an apple to a soggy baby carrot in the blink of an eye.

There's loans and there's loans.

I don't mind the idea of blowing a business loan, just not my house.