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Alan Smith's two goals v Sampdoria.

Jammy twat, I'm three hours into what's going to be a right cunt of a twelve hour shift. Plus it's boiling. Have one for me CT!

yep. Some in fridge, some in biscuit tin depending on biscuit type.

Most of the time I'll eat a biscuit is if I pop round to my folks house and have one with a cuppa as they have a dedicated draw in the fridge for biscuits. (It's why I always make sure it's me who collects the kids when they've stayed there).

Kit Kat Most biscuits are nice enough, (apart from custard creams, obviously).

I don't eat a lot of biscuits but mentions for; Fox's Digestive milk chocolate Breakaway Blue Riband Banjo Tunnocks (Off the top of my head).

Another happy customer.

Was going to put something similar about CT/Gemmill but nightshift fatigue set in and I couldn't be arsed. Hoy a pick up of Miss Hendricks then, Fish!

I can't stand Tesco's mind. I've been dragged into the one down by Norham Road a couple of times and apart from the terrible entry into the car park through an industrial estate, the shop itself is crap and most of the shoppers look strange down there. Worst shoppers by a mile are a big percentage of M&S shoppers. You can't get moved for fucking beige, man! Nee wonder middle class pensioners are always crying skint!

My Mam makes a lovely ginger snap.

I was at Sainsbury this morning actually. Whilst there I was looking at my social betters and for a BT ad look-a-like as well. Anyway, I looked down at my shoes while I shopped out of shame and apologised to the Manager for bringing the level of clientele down by my presence as I left.

Never been pulled for ID since I was 17 and I'm now 39, I sometimes wonder if different towns/cities are worse than up here, though with the lack of common sense. I once went up to asda in Benton with just my then 9 year old daughter to get a few bits and bobs including a bottle of vodka. As the lass at the till grabbed the vodka to scan it I kept a hold of it and turned to my bairn and said, "Now are you sure this is the one you want?" before turning round to grin at the checkout lass, (well named as there was plenty of 'checking out' going on) and it was quite funny to see the look of shock on her face turn to realisation that I was joking and she had a laugh about it. I sometimes also pop up to Sainsburys in Heaton and it would've been interesting to see if the 'realisation' time would've been any quicker had I done that there just for Gemmill's sake you understand. I'd have been calling you and your lass all the cunts going if I'd been behind you when you just left your stuff on the conveyor belt, mind.

Golf is a sport. A Golf is a car. Agolf is someone pronouncing a German name with their mouth full of custard creams while reading the Guardian.

All the best, have a good'un!

Obviously wouldn't spray the crowd with acid, like, but, err........I see where he's coming from regarding the crowd.........

It always tickles me when professional sportsmen in non team sports events get cheered by crowds because of their nationality. He wasn't representing anyone bar himself and good luck to him.

He's not up to anything. There has to be very big problems if none of our reserve/youth players aren't up to at least a bit better a standard than Gosling. I doubt he was on too much but it'll still be money saved.

No doc leaves around?

Ah, the rare joys of finding a dirty mag when you were a young'un and staring wide eyed at the hairy bush. Nee wonder kids today are so de-sensitised with all the porn on tap the poor buggers.

This is some lass called Millie Mcintosh from 'Made in Chelsea' sunning herself the other day. I've no idea who she is and have never heard of the TV show she's appeared in but would still like to thank AOL for putting this pic up.

Sitting in the back with just shorts on and am about to get kindle out if the three females I'm sitting with will stop making noises in my direction. (talking I believe they call it).

Nah, he's sat in his brown wheelie bin filled with water with a bottle of erdinger in one hand and a Sarnie in the other.

I wouldn't be too worried there, ms Mag, he had a really good career at Juve and the Azzurri after all.

Well it depends. A. Has Joe heard of him? B. Has he got a nice cheap cushty get-out clause for our Club's saviour, Mike? (He laahves 'em!)

"There'll be some weather today, some more tonight and we're expecting more weather all day tomorrow."