Howmanheyman

I've never been to a strip club but have seen the odd 'jack the ripper' in a couple of bars when on the piss with mates. One in Wallsend and one in the old Blue Bell on top of Shields Road, Byker both a good few years ago. Very grimy experiences when it comes down to it, really and nothing erotic about it all. The idea of shelling out good money so some lass will dance in front of you whilst secretly despising you isn't for me, like.

That's pretty poorly designed really. Why does the sponsor logo not just go on the shirt instead of them putting a white bar across which is bigger than it needs to be for the sponsor logo? Why the blue stripes? Looks like there'll be a white patch on the back as well. It could be worse. it could be much, much better.

Wasn't that long ago there was something in the Daily Mail about 'Scroungers breeding'. How ironic.

Just wanted a consensus, mate. Although 43% is less than half of 90%. I've ended up paying a lot more for a big job I'm getting done in my house. That was a shitter. Anything in this thread isn't a shitter.

'like a new signing'

Sorry about the delayed response, Gloomy. Get a car as driving over there is a piece of piss, hire a Villa or apartment and when you're not chilling around a pool have a drive through the mountains whilst visiting the odd historic site or stopping for something to eat.

Cat mowing her lawn.....

CT mowing his lawn..... Fish mowing his lawn.... Gemmill's Robot mowing Gemmill's lawn......

Never been to one, not out of any moral issue just the fact I'm not a big gambler as losing money doesn't make me happy and the beer in there would probably be like CT's favourite Spanish tipple, 'orino de Gato'.

Statistically he'll have a 90%* chance of being charged with rape at some point in his football career. * Actual figure taken from RollingstoneJ69-stats-R-us.com

You tried this one, Andrew?

Didn't Oxford Utd have 'Wang' on their shirt?

Just out of interest.

I must be part of the 10% who don't go to casinos but also refuse to buy a shit football shirt with wonga on the front and a huge patch on the back.

'What is Kinnear actually doing?' He's doing nothing out of the ordinary and probably exactly what his boss expected. Kinnear is a bulls knacker. Kinnear was appointed by our owner. Our owner doesn't give a fuck about this club, man, in fact he revels in doing it his way with his men. I love my club and am proud of it but until this fat cunt fucks off then it's not really the same Newcastle United.

'Trust me' is another one of Pardew's favourites.

Very sad to hear about. My heart goes out to their parents. RIP

Kinnear is just a symptom, the buck stops with our owner.

I wouldn't be surprised if the club saw this as an opportunity to cash in on him rather than resolve the issue.

If your bedsheets end up the same texture as plywood...... .....It's porn.

Monkeys Fist: "Getten ze bappsuns raus, mein Fraulein!"

Ich bin ein bulls von knackerschon.

He basically disagreed with being criticised by a football supporter by the sound of it.

Well I only went 2009 then a year later. We're going to a Villa in between Coral Bay and Peyia, about ten mile west of Paphos.