Howmanheyman

I was sitting on the fence till CT gave his opinion. Thanks CT!

He's a Mackem. (From someone who's not spinning anything positive).

Why? It was just material for a carry on, nothing more, nothing less.

Don't be daft, man!

'no wonder other clubs fans think we're delusional' 100% nailed on Mackem with that sentence alone.

Here's one for you. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/illustrateur-en-c8c4de0d2e00c27271aef14168b2c423.html

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/graphiste-en-13741e057fdfcfe49bd7b3378d406d70.html

Some nice pics of the happy new family...... Gaawwwd bless 'em awlll, Ma'am!

He was up all night but unlike Daft Punk featuring Pharrell Williams, he didn't get lucky.

Can imagine a shrill voice shouting "Out of Africa!" rather than the usual "Wrong one!".

CT still my favourite.

WTF?

Unwell, bored, listening to sawing, drilling in my house and kids singing to the wii and waiting to pull myself round to go to the bank in tears to pay some builders.

I'm trying to think of a phrase which would fit with '.....and I'd have South Africa licked too' but I'm struggling.

Always fancied 'sailing up the Congo'.

Unless she didn't gamble another way.........?

It was either here or the 'belta minge' thread.

Hard lines on your date.

Must be even worse going to one sober.

I shudder to imagine the images that popped up when CT went searching for 'Massive knob' on google. Also amusing that the CIA and/or MI5 now think either CT is a closet gay or his lass is sexually yearning for a 'massive knob'.

MF mowing his lawn......

I'd put bankers, (Some should be in jail) and certain big business owners, (Tax thieves) ahead of the Royal family but they're still 'scrounging' off the state. I'm sure they're lovely people but so are so many poor bastards who are out of work/disabled/whatever but that doesn't stop the same Royal arselickers labelling them as 'scroungers', 'workshy' or worse.

I've never been to a strip club but have seen the odd 'jack the ripper' in a couple of bars when on the piss with mates. One in Wallsend and one in the old Blue Bell on top of Shields Road, Byker both a good few years ago. Very grimy experiences when it comes down to it, really and nothing erotic about it all. The idea of shelling out good money so some lass will dance in front of you whilst secretly despising you isn't for me, like.

That's pretty poorly designed really. Why does the sponsor logo not just go on the shirt instead of them putting a white bar across which is bigger than it needs to be for the sponsor logo? Why the blue stripes? Looks like there'll be a white patch on the back as well. It could be worse. it could be much, much better.