Howmanheyman

Its the bairn I feel for the most, there's no dad on the scene and they were living with my mate's folks. They haven't a nut to their name, pensioners, don't know what's going to happen with the young'un in the long run, my pal may have to take her in.

Just found out my mate's sister has died. Gutted for his family and the young daughter who has lost her mother.

How did you answer? Mainly 1's.......Afraid you're more Gemmill than Essembee. Mainly 2's....... You're at home with ewerk and the rest of the working classes.

On the other hand, we've recently read about one of our posters being tied up on a cart and being pelted with rotten vegetables on General Chat so perhaps the middle class haven't completely taken over yet?

Here's one I prepared earlier.......

I don't go anymore apart from the odd cup game or away game when my pal can blag a ticket from a ST holder. I agree some of the GC content has me wondering if it's me who's the odd one out?

Any good? Nah, afraid not, CT, Soccer AM is still shite.

Football is far more middle class than it was so it's no surprise this board reflects that.

Surely there's images on the internet that are public and don't 'belong' to anybody? I can't help you on that score, I've no personal photos of old games either as I never went to the match with a camera! Maybe Ajax Andy knows a bit on photo copyright stuff, he's an Everton fan who gets on here and a photographer I believe.

When you think of the money that's been paid to and for Savage then do you need any more proof of the insanity of modern football? He was very average in my opinion, busy at best, mediocre at worst.

I wouldn't trust him to be able to wind up my watch to be honest.

First game of the season, on the box and I'll be at work. For once I'm not too bothered although sods law I'll miss a performance from us.

Aye you're right. I know he scored against Scotland at Hampden and was the first player to do this outside the top division for donkeys years.

Steve Bull?

By luck I changed to BT fibre optic a month or before all this BT sports channel came about so I get it for nixy. Then again, is this a good thing? It has a large assortment of bell-ends like Owen, R Ferdinand and Carra, Carra, Carragher, McMannaman etc. (Nice to see the ex-Liverpool and ex-Man U lads get a gig on TV as they're under represented at present. Well done BT!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCO7X6OdpHQ

These Chefs who use home gym equipment after paying good money for them, does anyone use them or hang coats on them instead?

These Chefs who use a kitchen when cooking, does anyone else do this or use a takeaway menu from a drawer in their living room? These Chefs who use a kitchen when cooking, does anyone else do this or get the Wife to drive them out to their nearest hidden gem pub off the A184?

"Why do humans always want me in other human's minds?!"

Put on only two pounds after two weeks holiday. Amazed as I ate far more shite during the day than normal plus drunk more often on a night. Was 11 stone, now 11.2.

Desperate times when Welbeck can play so often even taken into account the Man U bias effect.

And well done NI and former nufc man Michael O'Neall.

I've liked the look of Ferguson and there's something there but it ain't going to happen at nufc. CT gets stick, one for being CT, two for going over the top on wee shane with all the updates etc on him. (but that's just CT).