Howmanheyman

Don't buy Kebab! Yohan Kebab! I just don't think you understand, Cos if you buy Kebab, Yohan Kebab! You're gonna have a whinger on your hands! Played right in the clubs hands he has, 'Not our our fault Guv, honest!'.

Her Mam must've had lemons for tits because she's a sour faced fucka. (Still would though).

You look like posh spice with those geps on, mind.

Our young Celtic friend wont be visiting today then.

I'll look back with far more fondness of Kevin Nolan than I will on Cabaye when he saunters off, like........but........you just know he's played right into the clubs hands if he didn't want to play on monday, there'll be faux handwringing that the club desperately wanted to keep him but it'll be complete horse shit. It's always the players fault when a popular player leaves, 'he wanted away/more money' etc.

I'd love to think that but I just think he isn't capable of it. An owner who cared would gladly sell to someone who could better the club, (Step forward john hall and look down at your shoes in shame), I'd love to know the full truth about Ashley's attempt to get a buyer in Dubai before Man City's owners bought them, pretty sure he made a tit of himself with Jimenez and Vetere and didn't leave a good impression over there. (I wonder what happened to them? Do all Ashley's lackeys get binned off after a while?)

I sometimes think CT must have a separate warehouse for all the stuff he buys but doesn't really need. (congrats on your anniversary, by the way!)

"Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger" "Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs"

I wish it was as simple as just blaming Pardew, CT.

Quote He is decimating our away support and this is evidence of it, not a vindication of his policy. You keep making things difficult for supporters to get tickets by member schemes, ST only and constantly asking for reduced allocations then people lose heart trying or just assume they've no chance of getting one and don't bother. Also, when you knew in the past of a ground where it was easy to get in with a big away support then you'd be up for it which explains the support we'd get at places like Wimbledon at Selhurst Park among others, whereas knowing you'll be stuck in a corner with just a 1000 others might mean you aren't as enthusiastic.

Being Brazilian he was lucky he wasn't shot.

I've knew the family well for about twenty five years, I'd never stay away.

If you looked like that then you might as well shave your arse and walk on your hands.

They just hid when the going got tough v Liverpool, biggest disgrace of a game I've ever had the misfortune to see and that's saying something, the side that played Sunderland wasn't a bad side but they believed their own hype I'm afraid, in fact it was a bit like the Mackems who came up to put one over on us thinking they were far better than they were and got their arses handed to them on a plate in the 5-1 by NUFC players who were at it all game.

The players threw the towel in at times last year.

I saw a banner with the slogan, 'You can't buy class' on it at their stadium yesterday, in their own way I think a lot of Arsenal fans are just as precious about their club's status as Liverpool fans are but with less reason for it. Liverpool = Liverpool Football Club. Arsenal = The Arsenal.

Either works for me or you could put 'yafucka' to integrate our new mate more into 'the Geordie way'.

He's old enough to have seen some very average sides and some very mediocre Arsenal sides. He's also old enough to have seen longer trophy-less years at Highbury unless......Gasp!!......he wasn't as arsed back then?

And while I'm on about Sky........ Nothing new and no doubt one or two may say 'so what?/no big deal' but who the fuck gave Sky permission to change our name? I can't remember the last time I saw any sky caption with the word 'United' on it and other than Jeff Stelling who comes from the North-East and Alan Parry who is long in the tooth as a commentator and despite being from Merseyside 'personally requests to commentate on NUFC games' (copyright RTG), then none of their presenters feel the need to say the word 'United' either. They can call Man U 'United' till the cows come home but why the need to completely omit it from everybody else? They almost grin inanely when saying it in reference to the reds like it's some sort of ITK name like some bandwagon jumpers* did with us in the nineties when saying the word 'Toon'. *I'm talking about the nationals who ignored us totally to KK came back and I'd rather be refered to as 'United' as 'Toon Army' any day as it's our name! Ant, I've got infinity and don't pay anything extra to get BT sport on my tv it although I think there may be a charge for the HD after a year.

Not if you've already got BT broadband. Watched a sky show show that went on for ages with a presenter + Jamie Redknapp in a studio with an assortment of different football fans standing around like Gimps applauding when told to, asking questions when prompted and keeping quiet the rest of the time. Who would want to go to one of these gigs? Saw at least three Sunderland fans amongst them who were that proud to wear their colours and show everyone who they supported although why they were standing around like dummies in a London studio being patronised whilst their side were playing Fulham at the same time on Wearside only they will know.

Went round to console my mate's folks over the loss of their daughter, only 41 year old, her 11 year old daughter crying saying she 'can't believe I'll never see my mam again'. Absolutely heartbreaking to hear.

Very few people will give the team more vocal encouragement than me at a match, (always have), but shouting praise for a bloke like our owner? We've been in far worse positions than this before but at least we had some sort of pride about our club which just isn't there with this regime. We could be far more positive about things and it wouldn't take much but positivety starts in the boardroom and the man in charge has none of this in reality. He has no optimism about selling away tickets for a start and can't bare the idea he could lose £40 on a unsold ticket at the expense of 1000 supporters not being given the chance to back their team away from home. He has no optimism our club could grow and attract the massive sponsorship deals the 'big clubs' (as Pardew likes to call them) can get. Maybe that's what gets us down more now compared to worse situations in the past? We are a cheap and nasty joke of a club with no respect for our past or our own support under this bloke.

I saw my first game at St. James' Park 30 years ago. We got beat 1-0 by Shrewsbury Town. I admire your enthusiasm though maybe you aren't as jaded as us knackers that have seen it all before.

Not sure I'm only getting odd texts from my mate at the minute as he's went up there. I spoke to him just before he left, they'll find out on Monday.