Howmanheyman

Quiet.

I know at least one fan who'll have a smile on his face when his hot dog and fries get delivered direct to his seat.

About to go for a run after 5 weeks off through circumstances. Its a pity the missing 5 weeks weren't in February. When the shit weather comes in I've a treadmill in the garage, can't abide gyms and the money a lot charge? fuck that!

Our record v fat Sham isn't too good since he left is it? His negativity might actually help us in this game as our morale is rock bottom and it might well be a good time to get at us so I expect him to sit tight, try to smother midfield and we might well do them 2-0.

Last FM game I played was this I think.....

Looks like the Wife's cousin, (he's hopeless with lasses funny enough, unlike Bravado of course).

Who has Stevie got under his arms?

If things get worse for you can I have your away tickets? (Hope it gets sorted, mate.)

'Merse', Charlie Nicholas in the studio with Alan 'beige brummie' Smith commentator at the ground. If that was us against Fenerbache you'd have an ex-Fenerbache player in the studio alongside Ray Wilkins with Niall Quinn on the mic.

Last time I was at Villa Park a couple of my mates got pinched for sweet fuck all. First time I went I was thrown out of the stadium arm behind my back in front of the away terrace again for fuck all. Their police are the biggest set of dull bastards I've had the misfortune to come across at a football ground.

We aren't as attractive as a club to sponsor either.

People wont pay through the roof for mediocrity hence some tickets being cheaper. That's why it's about a fiver in the local non-league scene.

Wasn't the new deal adidas made with Chelsea worth £200m over ten years as long as certain targets were met? You've got to be in it to win it.

Aye I was at that game, seem to recall it was a diving header from Mavis that won it, cross came over from the East stand byline. Better first game for you than my first game! (0-1 v Shrewsbury).

Lived in the East End of Newcastle Upon Tyne nearly all of my life, born in Hong Kong, (Geordie Dad was in the Forces and posted there, N Irish Mam moved out there), never entered my head at any point the idea that I could support anyone else. First got into football when the World Cup was held in Espana in the summer of 1982 then when summer finished this happened........ KK's debut v QPR Last game v Brighton. Keegan got me into NUFC and I was hooked for life, he was and still is for me, the Pied Piper of this club. Love the bloke.

Went from being 'Technical middle class' to 'New affluent workers' despite my circumstances not changing since the last time I did that poll.

Oh no!!!!! Gemmill's reading this thread!!!!! Time for incoming 'Uber-Geordie' flak.

Do you ever refer to Man U as just 'United' in conversation over there, ewerk? (Just out of interest).

Just put 'Geordie' you big tart! (I should've put 'Cod-heed' as an option for people from North Shields to be fair).

Just wondering on the make up of Toontastic posters new and old. If you can be arsed please let us know why you picked NUFC particularly if you've no real connection to the region, instead of being a gloryhunter with no soul.

"What are you trying to say, Steven? Walker is a thriving place just a stones throw from the riviera Tyne and the Marina."

Would he just rub his head and carry on running if he'd just taken a boot to his head from a Wimbledon neanderthal like Davey Mac did? Would he fuck, man's a garlic loving, onion selling Jessie.

I'd like to ask her while she's putting that blank pout look on her dish if she liked Chinese food? If she said 'of course' then I'd say, 'well chow mine, then' before seeing if she'd crack a smile before stroking the swan's neck.