Howmanheyman
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"You mean to say he e'mailed you this moaning?"
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Boldon Blossom Garden Take away Menu 1. Fried Rice chunky onions with sweet chilli sauce and baked beans (slice of bread 25p extra) - £5.70
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"eet eez no laughing matter, Monsieur, I assure you."
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I am as it happens, you can find me at @youmustbefuckingkidding#haddawayinshite
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Ok, I'll start at the beginning, My Wife is never 'appy, neither is my lover Yvette and my other lover, Maria, I am constantly 'arrassed by ze fruity Lieutenant Herr Gruber 'oo prefers le sausage to le pussy. I 'ave been 'iding ze stupid English flyers in my loft as well as ze painting of ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies etc, etc.
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I just got a PM off the lad asking me to ring him to talk about it.
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Caulkin doesn't seem the type to be swayed by 13-16 year olds on twitter giving 'false' impressions of how the fans really feel.
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You're obviously a 13-16 year old non match going twitter nerd. Leave our journalists alone!
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"The United States will not tolerate Costa Rican aggression and in the interests of national safety seek urgent dialogue with the Costa Rican FA." 5 mins dialogue later......... <------ Costa Rica that way.
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One made a lovely curry, the other asked how to make a lovely curry then took a photo of his botch job.
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It was I, Le clerc 'Owman'eyman! 'ow may I 'elp you Monsiuer?
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What's the difference between LM and CT? A. One harbours a grudge against 14 year old kids from Singapore who support Newcastle Utd and DO stick up for the regime, the other harbours a grudge against 14 year old kids from Tyneside who support Newcastle Utd and DO NOT stick up for the regime.
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Exactly. I've already stated this but I'm 'missing the point'.
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Lay your point on me then, nice and crystal clear.
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Not OOT at all, just a in-joke about you/Boldon. Would you rather disgruntled supporters rioted, smashed windows or tried to organise something through the internet? Also, where the fuck do you get the idea that the supporters who aren't happy at present are all teenagers and are obsessed with twitter? Seriously, man. I'm already boycotting, have been to the odd meeting of supporters and have long passed my GCSE stage and know as much if not less about twitter as you do.
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Who would you rather have a pint with out of; 1. Ant 2. Dec 3. Cheryl Cole 4. Gavin, 26, technician with Autoglass?
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Aye I loved all of that, but seriously, as much as we hated the play off defeat, did we not as a support acknowledge that had we not got beat by Sunderland we might not have got rid of McKeag and co and get a much needed injection of ambition into our club? The club still felt like it was Newcastle United FC and not some Southern Twat's plaything, we always played at St. James' Park. The point remains though, that the support was pissed off and motivated back then just as much, if not more than today, contrary to what CT thinks.
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Bige is our culla, Boring is our gime Boring evrie fucka Isn't a shime? We're tha biggest club in Aston We're tha Man Yow of the Brum And Villa! Villa is our nime.
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Well put.
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1. Aye, anyone from Boldon at a game back then would've either joined in with the anti-board shouts or kept his fat mouth shut unless he fancied a moothful of Geordie knuckle, (that's if anyone from, say, Boldon was there in the first place or was instead just working his way up to his £100,000 a year job so he could semi-retire twenty years later in his mid forties, sit around and take photographs of his bait to show people on some as yet un-invented social network communication). 2. I can't remember shit as constant as we've been forced to take from this bastard, nowhere near.
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Newcastle United Legends - vs AC Milan Glorie
Howmanheyman replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Bowyer, Pistone etc might just be pally with Harper or his organiser. Looking forward to seeing the likes of Liam O'Brien, Scott Sellars and Killa as much as the likes of Sir Les etc. Spoke to Nobby about two years back in Heaton so am expecting a wave and some phone numbers from his little black book of female trumpet blowers. -
You were lucky. My arms were chopped off by an evil landlord. I had to use sign language to beg by bending my cock into different shapes.
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Yow sime a loikable enough of a blowk for a Villain, oi wownt howld that ant &Dec banner against Yow personaloi.
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Sitting around talking?