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For once CT has a bit of a point for which HF has also picked up on, Joey Barton and a poor announcer who didn't help matters. Joey did help the atmosphere by coming on and making a tackle on Di Canio who took it in the right spirit to be fair, but to hear 'one Joey Barton' when there wasn't a peep uttered for some genuine Legends was a bit strange and just wrong. The subs weren't announced quickly or properly at times and this also didn't help. Noticed a few supporters fucking off instead of paying the bloke the respect to actually listen to him thanking everybody at the end, what was that about??!

Zuzanna thinks Helen is overated.

This is the pay off for not getting a shite in peace.

Matty Applebly

Agree., Nikos the Greek ran him very close. Fantastic, took my youngest to her first game last season for a 1-2 home loss to Swansea. Her face on emerging out of the bowels to see the pitch and the stands for the first time was priceless. (After she'd calmed down).

Is the winner here, the way the clothing inevitably fails to contain the boobs is a work of art.

Never mind Barton, if Killa or Shearer are in the mood then Signor Di Canio may be best off hugging the touchline. (To be fair I hope it's just pantomime stuff for Di Canio as it's a charity game and he's turned up knowing he's in enemy territory and didn't have to be there).

John Anderson couldn't have picked a worse time for his testimonial, freshly relegated and a poisonous atmosphere, his attendance wasn't far off the actual attendance of the most recent games to be played at that time. Rob Lee was known as a Tight Cunt amongst the players and he did himself no favours for charging top whack for his game against Bilbao which has been said was just a pre-season game, he let himself down imho. Wharton's wasn't far off our average gate, Beardsley's was a full house but wasn't a proper testimonial, ditto KK. Shearer sold out and Harper is only charging a tenner for adults and has attractive old opposition as well as some genuine NUFC legends as well as the proceeds going to charity.

You were lucky.

Having a shower BEFORE you go to work? I do that. About 12 hours before work.

CT just casting off his line with bait. Now he justs waits for a bite.

Now we are just a dead loss.

So who drives the cost cutting actions such as closing part of our stadium for games, taking minimum away tickets, not spending on players, not spending full fucking stop if he thinks he can get away with it?Is it Pardew? Is it JFK? Is it Bob the groundsman? Doris the tea Lady? Does Brian the caretaker not open L7 because he can't be arsed to walk up all those stairs to unlock the bogs up there?

To be equally fair if the club couldn't have took a chance and waived the costs of an empty L7 then it speaks volumes for the owner considering one of the charities benefiting is the NUFC foundation.

Other than here, TT, I've never heard of it nor heard it mentioned in conversation. Is it on normal TV or just netflix and the like?

At least you're laughing about it, last I heard Andrew was boarding a plane to Tokyo on a 'Nippon Rail' fact finding mission whilst googling the state of the Japanese penal system.

New Order had the better effort when football wasn't at all cool with everyone. But was it as good as this though? I asked my Mam to buy it for me when I saw it in a shop window on the Cregagh Road, I genuinely thought it was a poster until I discovered a record in it. (I was young).

Essembee 1-0 The-quoted-in-this-post Don't worry Essembee, they'll be PM'ing you their apologies in the next few days.

What about this as a name? Will nobody think of the children??!!!

Kevin Nolan.

A good point, Essembee, reminds me of the old tale of the Red Indian boy asking his Father about their unusual names and how they got them. The Father patiently explained that the new Parents in their tribe named their children after the first thing they saw after their babies were born, "for example, our friend and neigbour walking past, 'Eagle Soaring' was so named as that was the first thing his Father saw after his birth, likewise 'Running Bear' who is our Chief. Tell me, why do you ask, 'Two Dogs fucking'?"

Was just watching the top story on BBC news, which is a speech on the economy by Osbourne and opinion on it from political and econmic commentators, you then switch to SKY where the focus is on John Kerry telling everyone how bad Assad is alongside Hague and then showing clips of US talkshows interviewing Assad. Read an old copy of the Sun lying about at work, (I was bored), after the government was defeated and the narrative was disgust we weren't taking military action with words like 'shame' banded around and slaughtering Labour as cowards and making comparisons with Neville Chamberlain/Churchill etc. Am I putting two and two together by thinking some Murdoch's organisations are still agitating for some kind of conflict despite it being knocked on the head?

Don't eat them but cheers for the offer.