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Howmanheyman

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  1. Arsenal fans can fuck right off by the way, spoilt cunts couldn't get out the stadium quick enough.
  2. Drury and Neville are fucking devastated.
  3. Please sky, some more crowd shots.
  4. It gives us hope if villa lose even if it's a long shot, if arsenal get beat that'll be ok by me too as arteta is a colossal cunt.
  5. His voice is amazing, because of it I could never hate the bloke.
  6. "Good holiday, exile?" "It was fantastic. The weather was lush, the vino was flowing and the tapas was to die for, the local hospitality was as amazing as ever and of course, who can forget the fabulous genocide?"
  7. "Ye Gods, the man is out of control! We need to silence him quicker than originally anticipated. He's a dangerous, loose cannon who knows the real truth. Is the 'Jackal' still alive and taking on work?"
  8. I thought 'MagMoist' would have long been off their Christmas card list after the ex-SAFC player got us to be the team who played in his testimonial at Rangers? (Especially when his ex-team mate, Butcher, was managing his old club, the mighty MLFs at the time).
  9. I've been to both. Rents is right that Cancun itself has deteriorated especially noticeable given the time involved between visits which was 2001 then 2012 I think? We're planning on going back next year if we can for our 25th anniversary but can't see us venturing up the road to Cancun for a visit this time.
  10. We've been fancying going there for a while and haven't got around to it. I'll have to change that. Has it got an easily accessible bog on the ground floor? (The wife struggles with stairs).
  11. As a teenager I naturally didn't like our nearest and dearest down the road but I loved Gary Bennett grabbing a hold of the dirty little cunt at Roker Park that's how much I couldn't stand him. He's lucky Cyrille Regis intervenes and protects him.
  12. As has been said, every time we beat one of the usual suspects it's because they have had a shite performance. I don't recall us being as shite when they beat us it's just a great match execution by whichever cunty club gets the better of us.
  13. "This Exile 1968 character knows too much about our match fixing and is also a threat if he puts his football boots back on. Arrange either a car 'accident' with faulty breaks or get the lad who did Gazza's knee in Walkers to come out of retirement and finally put and end to Exile 1968's football career. We can't let this existential threat linger on for much longer."
  14. A cunt's cunt. Saw him try and succeed in kicking not one but two NUFC goal keeper's heads off, ) and that's just the Keepers). Still thought it was a bollock dropped letting Coventry sign him when we were interested in him).
  15. Give them a CL or European place now and take away the pretending.
  16. At the time we got Gordon I had every confidence that he'd be a great signing as they seemed to be pulling them off at will and the kid had that annoying thing as an opposition fan of being someone who is a little cunt playing against you but a favourite when he's on your side. He's improved and grown into it as anticipated by those who hopefully know these things and I'm over the moon we've got him. We haven't done too bad with scousers in past when it was maybe more luck but this kid is top notch and barring injuries can't see that changing too much lf I'm being honest.
  17. This Awad, never heard of the cunt but he's the modern Eusabio according to sky.... "Obviously."
  18. Just put this on at 2-1 to Bournemouth. Fully expect an away win if they've been shite?
  19. Commentators talking about how good Schär is as the camera pans to him on the pitch as he's chatting away to the Spurs forward.... "I am terribly sorry, my friend, were you thinking of getting past me? Don't mind me as I just move past you with ease and play in our terrific blonde, Liverpudlian urchin fellow on the wing. Ciao."
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