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The fucking passing, man.

Some of big Joe's touches as well. The shape, little Joe can't get in the game, Gordon first wasted on the right, now wasted as CF. It's been a terrible game for which palace definitely playing a part in.

Just sit back and catch us on the break is a great tactic against us. Kid should've buried that from our own corner.

Gordon not looking great on the right so far, gave it away a couple of times already.

What I feared on Monday came to pass because we've lived a lifetime of shit like that happening but on the flip side I also think what we have now, the players and manager will want to put Monday right and the fact we've been a bit poor down there there the last couple of years also makes me think we owe these a beating. I fancy us today and will be very disappointed if we don't bounce back.

I wonder what he made of New kids on the block's 'Hangin' tough'?

He's probably pissed and confused, he is 61 I believe?

Friday night in, having a couple of drinks, chilling, couple of mates having a bit of crack via WhatsApp..... The Crack: Mate 1: "Last time I had ibuprofen was on me 60th birthday…I wasn’t feeling too good and me and Jane had the night in Berwick, had curry for lunch and Turkish for evening meal…as well as about 8 Ibuprofen…then the next day we went to Holy Island and we were about a mile away from the public toilets and the previous days Ibuprofen / food kicked in and despite a rather speedy walk to get to the bogs..I failed to reach them and shat my pants..I blamed it on turning 60. It wasn’t amusing at the time…though I do laugh now. Anyway, I got to the bogs as the last 100 yards or so were rather arse clenching as my guts certainly weren’t empty. I got ito the cubicle, dropped me trousers, peeled me boxers off me arse and sat on the bog…caked arse and boxers full of mud, and the smell unbearable. I took my socks, shoes and jeans off…gave my arse a wash with the bog water, and wiped myself clean with my socks, then dumped me socks and boxers down the bog, and put me jeans and socks back on. I didn’t feel dirty at all…and that was that. I’m glad I was of assistance to humour you chaps on this glorious evening…I don’t want to get into the drive home, but I thought I cleaned up thoroughly…and I was clearly acclimatised to my stench…Jane had difficulties driving without wretching. If it’s any consolation I haven’t shat myself since." Mate 2: I’ve had a similar experience myself. I drank Guinness for two days with the lads a few years back. We were playing cards in a pub in Durham when I indulged in a slight botty burp. I realised when I stood up that my arse and back were covered in black shite. Fortunately, I was wearing a trendy cardigan so I tied it around my waist until we got to the next pub. When I carried out a site survey I discovered that my worst fears had indeed come to pass. I spent a good 15 minutes raking out my 501’s and generally cleaning myself up. The train ride back was a little challenging as my chums took great pleasure in my misfortune." I recounted this tale....

I'm really sorry to hear about the dog, @PaddockLad, especially when it's not a medical issue and my heart goes out to your mate, @Dr Gloom, it's literally everyone's worst nightmare and it'll be difficult for yourself too I've no doubt about that.

They'll have her for sports washing if they find out who she supports? "Does the right honourable member of the opposition agree with me that that the right honourable member for Sunderland is guilty of sportswashing for Saudi Arabia and guilty of not hating the.....[reads his notes]...... Mags anaarl?"

I'm now in new job after a week, I should be ok but it can be a bit physical at times, could do with it being a bit lighter but everything seems to be ok so far other than that so I'll just plod on for now. (Feel free to FYP with differing plodding on periods). But work to 67 onwards, aye?

NJS didn't poverty chant and didn't insinuate he's a better person in the quotes you put up? He did imply that a lot of Liverpool fans give off a sense of moral superiority which they absolutely do. The Hitler/catholic church but was pure tongue in cheek is the way I took it but then again, I'm not a morally superior Liverpool fan.

Funnier when you do the accent.

"Who'd be interested in any of that old rubbish, Ted?"

Well the bright side is I'm on, the downside is toonpack is my stalker and yours too if you sign up? (especially as he's now retired and trying to blank out their lass telling him stuff or what to do).

Nice to see the 'I'm a season ticket holder don't you know' types fucking off sharp as well. six minutes but half the crowd have gone home.

1st goal and we do these but there you go.

How the fucks that not given? Fucking million percent penalty on review if it's the red cunts.

Burn looks a lot better when he's not playing, don't fancy Kelly at all tbh, obviously not putting this all on him but as a defensive unit we're weaker.

Definitely one of those nights. Two lackadaisical defending two goals down. Had a bad feeling about this and I always fancy us against these.

Isak on the right of a front three of Gordon then Barnes, Wilson and the Swede.

Wilson and Barnes will be licking their lips if they get on.

Get one...

It's a joke older than Dan Burn tbf.