Howmanheyman

Fucking spoilers, man!

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.

But they're not in the room with me now.

I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out.

Just saw a clip of sky news where the reporter was interviewing some fans, said only die hards classed the fairs cup as a trophy(?!?!) and then interviewed "superfan Adam Pearson" and the TV went off. RIP football.

I'm dreading it, I'm already getting psyched up by the thought of carragher and co and that's before I've even got to the match itself.

Fuck me, it'll tip them over the edge if we were to pull off a win tomorrow, the Coventry loss would be a diarrhoea sauce to go on a league cup shit sarnie for them.

A bit of fresh blood is more than welcome but I generally think the bar is higher on here than most places and no harm to the kid but he was a duck egg. Let's get more dazzlers and broken dolls than tim nice but dims.

Carra at anfield with an in-depth interview with Slot, some back up bloke for the sky sports reporters when one of them rings in sick sent up there to chat to Howe because nobody else fancied it and it gives him something to do as nobody has any holidays booked this week.

I know a mate who's got a ticket tomorrow and barely been the last few years, can't say I think it's a disgrace as I'd put serious money that he's more right to be there than a fair chunk of those around him. It's his first final, I've never been to one. Bitter? Fucking right, more so in the 90s. Pray we end this barren run, it's about time something falls our way because it just hasn't in the past and that has to change eventually, why not against the devil's own cup final team? It would be the ultimate irony. Fucking howay the lads.

But they've already done Beni away in the pre-season, marra. Took over the bars and everything whilst other tourists, bar owners and bouncers looked on in awe applauding in sheer admiration, gerrin!!!

If I had a ticket, (Ha!) this would be me at the central station never mind Wembley....

The Mags are getting a new bigger staydeyum, can we have one?

I give sky some stick but that Brazilian lass gets no complaints here, not only a little cutie but a lovely sing song voice. Also helps she doesn't seem to have any preconceived ideas on who's who in the sky eco system. (Bruno's lass needs to keep an eye on el capitano iyam)

The point is, it's a permanent Manchester United perspective or a Liverpool one. Good or bad the focus and attention is all on them.

Well done, Craig!

See PSG away, fucking disgrace.

The sun etc will be digging out the old German puns if it doesn't go swimmingly early on especially with the Burn and Henderson call ups, (don't know the rest).

I couldn't give a shit about England but Burn's too old to get a debut cap, pleased for him but it doesn't make sense, Jordan Henderson is a joke.

Got my my new seat sorted already via an email from the club about an hour ago, you can pick it via an interactive web page....

"I'm shewa if we wa in the Premeya leyague we'd have a 65,000 staydeyum as well."

I'll be watching it in Wembley North (my house) by the looks of things, might even watch it sans drink and finally see a final not under the influence. Gloves and ring pulls will be off at the end though.

Always thought it should be Fucking Thick Mackems and nothing since has made me change my mind, tbh.

I'll report his parents to the NSPCC.

LTA's garage right now....