Howmanheyman

Also have to say, my main gripe with Liverpool Football Club, (never just Liverpool), is their plethora of ex-players who are on the television/radio all the time talking about Liverpool Football Club, (never just Liverpool) and their army of fans with accents from anywhere but Merseyside who saturate these fucking phone-in shows. Stan Collywobble: "Were yow at the gime todaye? Phone up 'Call Collywobble' and let me know what happened..........And first up we have Gareth from London who wants to talk about Liverpool Football Club, Gareth, you're on 'Call Collywobble' spike tow me" Gareth, Cockney Red: "Orwite, Stan? Yer a legend mate, blah blah blah, Lick arse, lick arse, brilliant show, Brendan needs sacked/Brendan's going ter take us to the champions league [delete as appropriate depending on result]." Stan Collywobble: "Thank yow Gareth, interesting vie-owpoints on Liverpool Football Club from Gareth, next on the line to 'Call Collywobble' we have Eamonn from Cork who wants to talk about Luis Saurez and how he is gowing to help Liverpool Football Club. Talk tow me Eamonn"

We've looked a good side in spells but still think we're a bit too fragile of a side, can see us struggling defensively here as anyone not backing up their team mates or failing to track back will kill us. Also think the early kick off doesn't help either. I'll be pleasantly surprised if we get the points if I'm honest. Wonder who'll be representing NUFC on the box? My money's on the Chinese ex-NUFC player, Wye-Nee-Fukaman.

That's one correct.

I make a batch of extra hot once in a blue moon. Just use bits of chicken, mushrooms and onions. Simple but tasty. (It's only me that eats it so put it in tubs then freeze it when it cools down. It's a handy meal when you're in a rush).

He was shit. Very shit.

I work every other saturday. Last week I'm at work that night for our 2-1 win at Cardiff so I can't go out and have a few pints to watch it. Every fucking International weekend I'm off sitting twiddling my thumbs, next weekend back to work for our game v Liverpool.

Out of the following at approx 12:34 (12/10/2013)....... Howmanheyman, spongebob toonpants, catmag, Gemmill, aimaad22, Scottish Mag, Sonatine, @yourservice, The Mighty Hog, Dr Gloom, Interpolic, billytray, Ugly Mackems, Meenzer, Happy Face, GeordieMessiah, NJS, Bonamental, desmondTUTU, Christmas Tree , Renton, Tooj, PaddockLad, ewerk, ToonMarshy, ChezGiven, ULSTER MAG, McFaul , themags Which one was viewing his/her own profile? And which one was reading the 'How tall are you and what weight are you, sugartits' thread?

And now for something completely different.......... ......Who is BillyTray and why does he/she never post? Post something, anything, or you don't exist!!

Was supposed to be taking my folks to the airport in the last hour but my Mam has been bad again, she was in hospital about 6 weeks ago and it's something where nerves don't help. Feel sorry for them as this would probably have been their last foreign holiday after having none at all until about ten years ago, (they're in their late sixties).

My Dad's similar but it's the Germans he loves, (He spent a few years there in the 60's), "I tell you what, them Germans mind, wouldn't surprise me if they done well this year" etc. P.S. He was apoplectic when Frank Ri-card (might as well spell it phonetically) spat at Voeller.

I would runawayyyyyyy, I would runawayyyyy with the Corrs, Cos I I I Have falling in luh uh uh urve, Wi-i-i-th them etc etc.

CT: "Is it true your other four senses make up for the loss of sight?" Blind Gadgie: "Aye, in a way." CT: "Wowwww! How good must a bacon sandwich smell?"

You just know CT told him how much he loved the video of 'hello' by Lional Richie.

"As eenterior meenister of Jumpervillov Sofia I cannot condone such beehaveehor of ze hoodees..........but ze cocksucker deed play for our rivals, (may their ballsacks fester and their anuses seizwe up)."

"Weelcomm to jumpervillov Sofia..........Twinned with Albania, Alabama, Cleethorpes and Sunderland."

Newcastle United playing in a blue away kit against a team playing in red? The team in blue should be playing in black & white, the team in red should be playing in blue. The team in red who should be playing in blue have now got the owners son's mate sorting the transfers out, (allegedly), the team in blue who should've been in black & white have only relatively recently got their traditional name of the stadium back amongst other gaffes made by their owner. Modern football eh?

I knew it!! Desmond is David Brent!

I tell you what, if anything ever happens to Mrs HMHM, I'm going to marry one of those sisters and let them look after me and my kids, we'll move to a farmhouse in the Irish countryside and on a night they'll have a few impromptu jamming sessions by a roaring fireplace, the craic will be good and later on when we go to bed I'll have some mighty fine sexual interflora with the lucky Corr sister of my choice. Lovely.

The bloke got a sympathy text from Steve Bruce by all accounts. He put his phone back in his pocket and got another one off Rafa. Incredibly he then put the phone away only to get a third text from JFK saying, "Oiwight Steve, just ter let yer know yer boys can cahm rahnd termowow ter fit me new dahble glasing windahs, I might be dahn the rub a dub dub with Mike but 'err indoors is expecting yer."

Good news at last for the Posties and the general public who did not buy shares! They might end up worse off in the long run but at least ewerk and desmondtutu get a little backhander. Long live privatisation! Pictured; Man, who may or may not be known as CT receiving confirmation he's been successful in his bid to buy Royal Mail shares.

They're European Mackems, the new manager played for their rivals, FC Sofia di'Castille Uniteflot.

It's total use was pathetic as well as confusing.

Stupid mugs in this thread, mongs aplenty in the politics thread, Phil's not coming across too well right now, is he?

Did I enjoy our goals and play yesterday? Of course. Do I think we'll never be anything other than a middling club who will never achieve anything at all under this regime and gradually regress as a club? Absolutely.

I don't forget things either so remember who put us there in the first place.